Eric Schwarz :yikes:

📱📺☕️⚽️🏀📶🛜 Hi! I'm currently working in IT and geek out about , , media and pop-culture, (#NWSL: & ; ; ), and other things I’m probably forgetting at the moment. I also run SchwarzTech (schwarztech.net) and The Chaos League (thechaosleague.com)

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Eric Schwarz :yikes:ecschwarz
2026-03-07

I’m hyped about the MacBook Neo because I think of teenage-me scraping by with old computers when I started out. Something new for $250ish in ‘90s money would’ve been phenomenal and easily within reach mowing some lawns or something of the sort,

(I know wages and such have distorted things a bit, but it’s a well-made, capable computer that is definitely in impulse-purchase territory and I think that’s really nice.)

Eric Schwarz :yikes: boosted:
𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight"Lana@beige.party
2026-03-07

A.I. musicians are COOKED. I just recorded an ENTIRE SONG using nothing but my instruments and a few microphones. This would have cost upwards of hundreds of dollars in expensive A.I. subscription fees but for me it was completely FREE. Don't get left behind. This is the future!

Eric Schwarz :yikes: boosted:
The Chaos League⚽️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️thechaosleague
2026-03-07

Sorry for the radio silence! Back in January, I was wondering if I still wanted to run the site and post as much with so much corporate sports media moving in to cover the , it started to feel like shouting into the void.

Some hosting/server changes also led me to put things on the back burner, but guess what?! My sicko ass is back to cover our favorite dysfunctional soccer league—can’t wait to spend some of my weekends with y’all!

Eric Schwarz :yikes:ecschwarz
2026-03-06

Some shameless self-promotion: I'm interviewed on People and Blogs: manuelmoreale.com/interview/er

(I highly recommend checking out past interviews, if it's new to you, too: peopleandblogs.com/)

Eric Schwarz :yikes:ecschwarz
2026-03-06

@rowan_johnson I’ve seen so many negative comments elsewhere and all my Mastodon follows have been as excited as I have been! While I miss some things about the original series, this season is a nice check-in with the characters!

(Still waiting for the sad piano though!)

Eric Schwarz :yikes:ecschwarz
2026-03-04

So uh, if we're allowing A-series devices (MacBook Neo) to connect to external displays and not be forced into mirroring, how about my iPad mini? 🙃

Eric Schwarz :yikes:ecschwarz
2026-03-04

@morrick It sounds like the USB-C port issue is a limitation of the A18 Pro SoC—this is the only for-sale A-series device (DTK aside) with multiple USB ports, so I wonder if they did something weird to split the bus?

Personally, I'd rather have 1 1/2 ports instead of a single one since you can at least charge with something else plugged in. Maybe when it gets refreshed, a future A-series SoC will have support?

Not defending it, just curious why they didn't go with a binned M3 or M4 instead?

Eric Schwarz :yikes: boosted:
Louie Mantia, Jr.louie@pdx.social
2026-03-02

‼️ Boosts greatly appreciated! Due to “because I felt like it” (I just want everyone to play), @junior playing card decks are now only $5 each. Also, box sets are now only $12. Two decks (reminder: $5 each) in a nice, lightweight, portable wood box, for only $2 more. And that’s not all! The poker dice box is also only $12! I really encourage you giving poker dice a try.

Please enjoy games with your friends and family.

🛍️ Shop: buyolympia.com/Artist/Junior
🔖 Games you can play: junior.cards/games/

Eric Schwarz :yikes: boosted:
2026-02-27

Back in my Macworld days, Josh was invaluable teaching me about accessibility issues in the Apple world. He now needs help. goodjourney.blog/2026/02/26/if

Eric Schwarz :yikes:ecschwarz
2026-02-27

@bbech @bigzaphod Oh yeah, I remember that fight when it aired! (Funny how they threw “Med School” on the opening credits as a way to push back just a little.) I think in some ways, a spinoff series today would’ve been done without any issue, but the late-2000s seemed more concerned with long syndication as the model.

Having watched it, I really don’t remember much, other than JD narrating that they tore down Sacred Heart to build the new hospital and it sharing some of the set as Cougar Town!

Eric Schwarz :yikes:ecschwarz
2026-02-27

@bigzaphod I did! If you watch it with the expectation that it’s playing to the existing fans that know all the jokes and backstory, it’s enjoyable as a check-in on these characters 16 years later. On the first two episodes, some things didn’t land quite the best, but I’ll be tuning in next week.

Season 9 seems to be entirely ignored (everyone is back at “old” Sacred Heart) and since the real building was torn down, they did a great job of recreating it: youtube.com/watch?v=_StpDQecoss

Eric Schwarz :yikes:ecschwarz
2026-02-26

@alexjsp My mind immediately went to, “If it were Black Mirror, what would happen to employees that weren’t ‘friendly’ enough?” 🍔

Eric Schwarz :yikes:ecschwarz
2026-02-21

This feels like it should be a Little Caesars ad: youtube.com/watch?v=0VfIG7XuBT0

Eric Schwarz :yikes:ecschwarz
2026-02-20

This is a fun one! (I left the pre-generated text for sharing because even that amused me.)

My color memory is a 42.4/50. Please do worse so I feel better. dialed.gg/?c=LY8L5K

Eric Schwarz :yikes:ecschwarz
2026-02-18

@dougwade From 1800 miles away, 10/10 no notes 👍🏻

Eric Schwarz :yikes:ecschwarz
2026-02-18

If you like random trivia about places, I always found this area in Louisville fascinating (and not just because it’s walking distance from one of my favorite soccer teams and a damn good brewery): lpm.org/news/2017-11-08/curiou

(“My neighbor across the street is the worst!” (It’s a wall.)

Eric Schwarz :yikes:ecschwarz
2026-02-18

I finally received this eBay purchase—an “Apple” leather case for my iPhone 15. It almost mimics the one I had for my 12 mini, although the side buttons are just a tad thinner, there’s a ridge around the camera cutout, the MagSafe ring inside isn’t semigloss, and when you put it on the phone, the animation typically done for MagSafe Wallets appears instead of a case one. Oh, and it came in what looks like a legit FineWoven case box.

Nonetheless, it feels darn close to what it’s mimicking.

iPhone 15 leather case in the style of what Apple used to selliPhone 15 FineWoven Case box
Eric Schwarz :yikes:ecschwarz
2026-02-17

RE: mastodon.social/@jwz/116078186

Does it work the other way?

🎶If you've got bad news
You wanna kick them blues
AI
When your day is done
And you wanna run
AI

She don't lie
She don't lie
She don't lie
AI 🎶

Eric Schwarz :yikes: boosted:
2026-02-16

You know that “stop forcing AI into fucking everything” graphic that went around on here?

I bought the t-shirt. I get a lot of compliments on it.

The only negative response was from a friend who works for McKinsey. She read out the “everyone hates it” and said, “do they really, though?” as we stood near the check-in table for an event, and three people in line turned around and said, “YES!”

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