Grumpy Green Troll

Uhmmmmmm...

He/him/it/bear/goat

General curmudgeon, generally personable, always skeptical.

I'm here to make
#SoilentSunday a thing!
#Introvert #Caturday #AlwaysThinking #DayDreamer #WhyAreKidsSoNoisy #Candy

Grumpy Green Trollesklarski@calckey.social
2023-07-20

@MariaTheMartian

It burns!
🔥

Oh, wait... I like this feeling
​:blobhaj_hug_plushie:​
#Firefish

Grumpy Green Trollesklarski@calckey.social
2023-07-17

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

Your quality is slipping upwards again, did you bump your head
🤕?

Grumpy Green Trollesklarski@calckey.social
2023-07-12

@madbarrister@mastodon.social Well dang! Now I want fajitas...

Grumpy Green Trollesklarski@calckey.social
2023-07-12

I wanted to share this because I'm ridiculously happy with how it worked out. An omage to the classic Zelda of 1986, and a #Kombucham teaser:
https://youtu.be/RvPEl3-2tVA

Grumpy Green Troll boosted:
Elanaelana
2023-07-10

When I see someone write the phrase “post-pandemic”, I think, “ah, you write this missive from the future, in a fantasy world that may or may not ever come to be. Tell me, how is the weather? Do pixies frolic atop the melted pools of glaciers long past”

Grumpy Green Troll boosted:
I'm Just Frank being FrankJustFrank@mas.to
2023-06-27
Shoutout to people who compliment each other and genuinely mean it. Jealousy
is unnecessary. Lift each other up. It's nice to be nice.

Word Porn
Grumpy Green Troll boosted:
Augie Rayaugieray
2023-06-27

Masks are good for your sex life!

"Men suffer a long-term drop in semen quality after - even if the infection was mild, reveals new research... 'We assumed that semen quality would improve once new sperm were being generated, but this was not the case. We do not know how long it might take for semen quality to be restored and it may be the case that COVID has caused permanent damage, even in men who suffered only a mild infection.'”

walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news

Grumpy Green Troll boosted:
Augie Rayaugieray
2023-06-27

This post is dedicated to all the people who believed the lie that kids were safe from :

"Our analysis suggests that in children, independent from disease severity, SARS-CoV-2 can spread systemically and persist for weeks to months."

thelancet.com/journals/lanmic/

Grumpy Green Trollesklarski@calckey.social
2023-06-26

@PatientRock@mastodon.gamedev.place @grumpygamer@mastodon.gamedev.place That made my day complete! Thank you ​:cat_boost:​

Grumpy Green Trollesklarski@calckey.social
2023-06-26

@grumpygamer@mastodon.gamedev.place if I ruled the world they're the first thing I'd ban. Anyone caught using them would be convicted of treason! Mwha ha ha ha ha!

Grumpy Green Trollesklarski@calckey.social
2023-06-23

@JoshJers@peoplemaking.games @eniko@peoplemaking.games
I don't think past you likes present you very much
🧐

Grumpy Green Trollesklarski@calckey.social
2023-06-20

I have to share this here cause it's one of the most touching short films I've seen in a while 🥲 I never knew Godzilla wasn't just a champion fighter, but also a good dad.

I swear this is worth 2 mins of your time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG1T0URuTWw

#ILoveShortFilms

Grumpy Green Trollesklarski@calckey.social
2023-06-07
Grumpy Green Trollesklarski@calckey.social
2023-06-06

@eniko@peoplemaking.games
Humans cost money, and there's nothing more egregious to corporations than paying people fair wages.

This why we need the Fediverse, so these corporations cannot use
#itsSALAMInotAI to govern civil discourse.

Grumpy Green Trollesklarski@calckey.social
2023-06-03

@MariaTheMartian no need, get anything tangled in a propeller and gravity will do the smashing.

I see a sling shot with tiny yarn balls
😁

Grumpy Green Trollesklarski@calckey.social
2023-06-03

@MariaTheMartian all your other neighbors feel the same.

Grumpy Green Trollesklarski@calckey.social
2023-06-03

@jjfphd@zirk.us

"Novelty is the most precious commodity..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1Kju_-1sYM

Grumpy Green Trollesklarski@calckey.social
2023-06-01

@MariaTheMartian
Makes my head spin trying to decipher how that works.

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