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Picard multiversal tip: Be careful; not even a Jedi or a Time Lord can withstand Vogon poetry. So say we all.

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Exklusiv: Das sind die #Porschegate-SMS von Christian Lindner und Porsche-Chef Oliver Blume
https://www.abgeordnetenwatch.de/recherchen/lobbyismus/das-sind-die-porschegate-sms-von-christian-lindner-und-oliver-blume.

@ivory Thanks for clarifying :)

@ivory ooooh I see, so „None“ is the Apple thingy?

Screenshot from Ivory showing the Read Later options, where „None“ is selected

@ivory will you be adding the Read it Later thingy from Apple, that‘s living in Safari, at some point? :)

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<zensiert> vor 8 Minuten
Finally the Al can review my Al code

Juliane vor 7 Minuten
Vice Coding Pro :)

<zensiert> vor 6 Minuten
Missing the MCP server where the Als can talk to each other and figure out the changes themselves.

Juliane vor 5 Minuten Yeah, lets build a Al committee, then they could have meetings and argue with each other

@ypsilon ist doch jetzt das neue BDSM - äh sorry - BMDS und wie es im Impressum von denen aussieht, haben die gar keine Fax Nummer. Ich bin SCHOCKIERT!!

Aber vielleicht sind die auch einfach noch nicht dazu gekommen, die Faxgeräte einzurichten. 🤷

https://bmds.bund.de/impressum

@linuzifer Bonusfrage: Wo kann man den Internal Server Error von https://check-dein-netz.de melden?

Weil die Mailadresse, die da steht, sieht nicht richtig aus.

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Pretty good description on offices.

#work #religion

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The sigil was drawn in salt and ash, the candles lit at the pentagram points, the incantation declaimed.

There was a shimmer - a demon appeared.

"Curious. What ritual is this?"

"I got it from ChatGPT. I included all protections in my prompt!"

"I see," the demon said and stepped out of the sigil.

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories #vss

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@BasicAppleGuy Cellular Modems in MacBooks

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KPI = Key Performance Indicators

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A rant on why I think we need realistic Solarpunk, plus some other things 1/2 ☀️

Felt compelled to make this. It will finally stop floating around in my head 🎉

Podcast over here if you're interested: https://podcast.tomasino.org/@SolarpunkPrompts

#solarPunk #hopePunk #art #myArt #comics #sustainability

Page 1 of comic. The uppermost caption states: "I like realistic Solarpunk. I think it's the best kind, actually!" Under it is a horizontal space filled with doodles: someone exiting a tool library, a girl holding a mended sock, a chama group is pooling donations, a woman browses Wikipedia, a volunteer is filling a bowl with free soup.
"By realistic I mean grounded. Something that we could imagine happening in our real world. No magic (a drawing of a girl with fire powers), no supernatural elements unless you know what you're doing (a talking cat), no cure-all tech (a man is claiming a tiny piece of tech is going to solve everything).
The artist appears. "I feel that way because of my answer to this question: what is Solarpunk for?"

Page 2. "Well, let's see...Solarpunk isn't just an aesthetic, it's an emerging genre and artistic movement." The statement is accompanied by mandala-like drawing of several hands drawing the Solarpunk symbol.
Then there's a dualistic drawing: Cyberpunk and Solarpunk next to each other. In the Cyberpunk drawing, a man is holding a gun, and in the other he is unloading soil from a big bag into a garden bed. Three tiny people are floating next to the Solarpunk man, imagining what tasty stuff can grow from that soil.
The caption reads: "Solarpunk is also sort of CyberPunk's counterpart. While Cyberpunk concerns itself with wrecking bad old systems, Solarpunk is about building new, better ones. SolarPunk's creation was very intentional - it's for letting us imagine a tomorrow that's not a fucking shitshow."
In the corner, the artist points at a box labeled "future" and asks "If it's alive, what do you reckon it looks like?"

Page 3. "And that tomorrow part is important! When it comes to technology, we can stop climate change and achieve a sustainable world right now." A whole section next to this text is filled with various sustainable technologies: perma- and polyculture, wind turbines, vernacular architecture, reforestation, libraries of everything, trains, trams, bikes, solar panels, habitat restoration, degrowth etc.
"We don't need to wait until a fancy piece of tech comes along and fixes everything." There's a rendition of that meme where people are huddling together to discuss something. A contraption called "carbon sucker 9000 appears". The group gives it a thumbs up and continues discussing their own stuff like minimizing plane travel.

"What we need is large cultural and societal change. But most people struggle to imagine anything but dystopia."
In a frame nearby, a rich guy gleefully puts his foot on a pair of scales, favoring a bag of money over the planet. However, just out of frame is a group of people with tools, ready to take the planet back.

"Solarpunk is for filling that blank space! And a grounded, though not unambitious, approach makes it feel more achievable to the average person."

Page 4. "If we can imagine absolute Cyberpunk dystopia with ease but not the opposite, it's because we don't have enough popular stories yet which would showcase that believable alternative." A lady is reading a Solarpunk book. She exclaims: "So you're telling me people can just do stuff without a monetary incentive or the risk of hunger and homelessness? Movie number 3752 about robots enslaving humanity was much more realistic!"
"The hard part for Solarpunks is imagining what the culture and structure of this new society would look like. How would it operate?" Drawing: the author sits gloomily at a desk, mumbling "I wish I could try out this hobby but the tools are so expensive, and I don't even know if it'll be a long-term interest or not...". But then they have an epiphany. "Wait, I could literally just go to the library!"
"How does this new world think? And what do we change about ourselves to get closer to it?" The final doodle is of a man stating we must ensure economic growth until the end of time, though the woman next to him retorts: "You and what endless planetary resources?" She then suggests that we instead produce what's necessary and give it to those who need it.

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The image features two identical computer speakers positioned side by side against a white background. The speakers are primarily white with gray fabric grills on the front. Each speaker has a circular port at the bottom center, flanked by two white knobs, likely for volume and bass control. Below the knobs, there is a small green LED indicator light. Above the speakers, there is text in black font that reads, "This device could predict incoming phone calls."

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An die (Audio-)Bastler unter euch: von Teufel gibt es jetzt sozusagen einen Open-Source-Akkulautsprecher - Firmware, CAD-Files etc. sind frei erhältlich, das Gerät ist leicht zu öffnen und man kann eigene Erweiterungen entwickeln und einbauen.

https://teufel.de/mynd-107002004

#MYND

@timo In Overcast wird brav & angezeigt 👌

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In a worldof acts of performative cruelty, which are often followed by prayers, acts of kindness are acts of rebellion.

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