Fabian Holzer

A programmer, interested in life, the universe and everything.

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🤬Mr.Mark🤬markmetz@sfba.social
2025-06-10

Nice one, grandma…

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2025-06-08
A green recycling bin in Paris humorously transformed to resemble a cartoonish human face using a cardboard box with cut-out eyes and mouth. A yellow lid positioned like hair gives it a strong resemblance to Donald Trump’s iconic hairstyle. The scene is in an urban street with parked cars in the background. The label on the bin reads “Mairie de Paris.”
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AI Industry Acroymns Explained

dexerto.com/entertainment/ai-c

AI - An Indian
API – Actual Person Involved
GPT - Gujarati Professional Typist
LLM - Low-cost Labour in Mumbai
LoRA – LOw-wage Remote Assistant
ML - Manual Labor
NLP – Needs Lots of People
OCR – Outsourced Character Recognition
RAG – Remote Assistant Gathering
RLHF – Real Labor Hidden Forever
TTS – Typist to Speech

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2025-06-01

Ancient Northern peoples had dozens or hundreds of words for snow and ice because they were intimately familiar with it.

Ancient programmers from the twenty-first century had many terms for good software:

* boring tech
* robust-first
* humane
* indie
* small/smol
* sustainable
* permacomputing
* spartan
* cold-blooded software
* tadi
* freewheeling
* tomodashi

But these were terms born from absence, endless attempts to escape the desert their society found itself in.

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Jef Poskanzerjef
2025-05-31

"A government does not announce that they have become fascist, they announce that anti-fascists are enemies of the state."

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2025-05-30

Shots fired! :D #English #UK #US

A typical software application Setup Wizard, asking the user to pick their preferred languages. A variety of languages are listed, along with their countries' flags. Also listed are two variations of English: English (Traditional) is represented by a UK flag, and English (Simplified) is represented by a US flag.
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Sordid Amok!SordidAmok
2025-05-30

The antidote to materialism isn't minimalism; it's maintenance. Keep things. Fix them. Mend them. Grow old with possessions you know well because you've cared for them.

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2025-05-30

What makes LLMs work isn't deep neural networks or attention mechanisms or vector databases or anything like that.

What makes LLMs work is our tendency to see faces on toast.

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JA WestenbergDaojoan
2025-05-29

RSS never tracked you.
Email never throttled you.
Blogs never begged for dopamine.
The old web wasn’t perfect.
But it was yours.

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Programming Quotesprogramming_quotes
2025-05-26

No one in the brief history of computing has ever written a piece of perfect software. It's unlikely that you'll be the first.

— Andy Hunt

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2025-05-20

Welp, I have just cancelled my Microsoft Office 365 recurring subscription.

Two reasons.

1. I only ever use it to check tracked changes to the copy edits on novels—once a year—which my publishers process in Word. As of this month, LibreOffice is good enough for the job (just tested at book length).

2. CoPilot in Office would open me up to accusations of breach of contract—my book contracts warrant that they're all my own work: CoPilot brings that into question.

So good riddance to Office365!

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2025-05-20
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2025-05-20

Senator Hassan: What is habeas corpus?

Kristi Noem: It's been over a decade since I read Harry Potter. You can't expect me to remember the name of every spell.

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Natasha Jay 🇪🇺Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt
2025-05-19

Because today you really needed to see a corgi skateboarding. Just trust me on this ...

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Beardy Star Stuffdennyhenke@social.coop
2025-05-19

"We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. But so did the divine right of kings." - Ursula K. Le Guin

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Kai Kupferschmidtkakape@mas.to
2025-05-19

The amount of money that the World Health Organization is asking for an entire year in its already reduced budget, $2.1 billion, is what the world spends on its military every 8 hours, director-general Tedros says in his opening remarks at the World Health Assembly #WHA in Geneva.
#globalhealth

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