#StateoftheUnion

It's finna blow cause
They got the TV, we got the truth
They own the judges and we got the proof
We got hella people, they got helicopters
They got the bombs and we got the, we got the....
https://youtu.be/acT_PSAZ7BQ?si=LAvnRsk-XMkIYLuh

Merry Christmas from the Found on Shelf Podcast. Enjoy a 24-hour Christmas movie marathon on our Twitch stream starting at midnight tonight!

We may have spiked our eggnog a little too much, but on Christmas day, we will host a 24-hour Christmas With Cookie marathon exclusively on our Twitch channel. It's got probing aliens, skeletons with swords, an abominable snowman, and a $1000 budget. What's not to love? https://www.twitch.tv/foundonshelfpod

As we gather with friends and family during this special time of year, let us not forget the true savior of Christmas #knowwhatimean

12 Days of Shelfmas
Day 12: Christmas with Cookie – It’s here! The last day of Shelfmas, enjoy it with us as we watch the last Christmas story ever told. Join us all day on Christmas as we stream Christmas With Cookie for 24 straight hours!
twitch.tv/foundonshelfpod

Santa is getting ready to teach a lesson this year!

Don't forget to check out our 24 hour Christmas with Cookie marathon only on twitch Christmas day!

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Day 11: The Santa Clause 3 – I told you that Jack Frost movie would be relevant. Look don’t blame us. This one was picked by the literal devil. And honestly, this movie might be more unpleasant than Saving Christmas.

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Day 10: Batman Returns – I bet you forgot this was a Christmas movie. A Christmas with Christopher Walken and Danny Devito, what’s not to like? Plus Batman is there. Look you deserved one more good movie for what the next two days of Shelfmas will bring.

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Day 9: It’s A Wonderful Knife – Okay so maybe we have several queer Christmas movies on the list. It’s A Wonderful Knife asks the question what if It’s A Wonderful Life was about trying to stop a masked killer on a murder spree that is also a real estate scheme? Jinkies!

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Day 8: Frostbiter – Holy shit have you guys seen Frostbiter? It’s a completely unhinged run at Evil Dead with Wendigos, puppets, and a deafening soundtrack. Is it good? No. Is it an unforgettable experience? Absolutely, and isn’t that what we’re here for?

Prepare yourself for the worst Christmas tradition since Elf on a Shelf, it's time for a 24 hour Christmas With Cookie Marathon! Only on the Found on Shelf Twitch channel all day long on Christmas Day.

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Day 7: Happiest Season – We needed a queer Christmas movie for this list and this one is a fun little movie with all the trappings of a classic Christmas rom com. Plus It’s directed by Graham from But I’m A Cheerleader!

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Day 6: Jack Frost – Did you know Rankin Bass made a whole movie about Jack Frost? You know, super famous holiday figure Jack Frost. We’re sure watching this won’t in anyway be relevant to next week’s episode...

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Day 5: Dia De La Bestia - On the fifth day of Shelfmas the podcast gave to you The Day Of The Beast. Did we just pick this one because it’s on the pod this week? Of course. That’s called Synergy baby!

12 Days of Shelfmas
Day 4: Hot Frosty – Okay we haven’t actually seen this one yet, but we’re curious. Watch it and let us know if it’s hot enough for us to cover.

Happy Friday the 13th! We're announcing our first annual Christmas Movie Marathon! It's the movie marathon that NO ONE asked for, join us for 24 hours of "Christmas With Cookie"! Only on www.twitch.tv/foundonshelfpod Follow us today so you can be notified when the Christmas fun begins!

Found on Shelf Christmas starts now! We continue the search for a good part 3 movie with Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out! Is it good...or another lump or coal? Search for Found On Shelf wherever you get your podcast to find out!

It's #GivingTuesday and you can help support a cultural museum and living archive of physical media. Scarecrow Video is the largest publicly accessible video collection with in the U.S. offers 147,000+ titles. Help keep them going by becoming a supporting member today!
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After everyone's had a few drinks, pop Thankskilling 3 on and just let it play in the background until someone notices.

#thanksgivingtips

Watch ThanksKilling 3 on Tubi: https://link.tubi.tv/IVTAldhMTOb

Gobble Gobble MFers. We've prepared the perfect #Thanksgiving for everyone, so all gather around as we watch Thankskilling 3. It's everything you could ever want in a movie about a killer puppet turkey.

https://www.foundonshelfpod.com/space-tits-in-space-thankskilling-3/