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@sexybenfranklin what is CAKE and please say more

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@crk5 this is in texas, right?

a dozen eggs hatch in the carton. call that cheeper by the dozen.

@gavi i learned the word "meme" as a 13 year old weeb, and I was not sure how to pronounce it.

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This doesn’t tell me how many hobos to use

@lily i thought you were talking about a drip coffee maker

how can a door be a jar?

winning the series against the braves was nice, but the pirates sweeping the mets was nicer. #phillies

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Snakes On A Plane

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@crimson_clouds23 I mean, her name is "rain" in spanish.........

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Here's a little update on the baseball cap I've been embroidering. Pinkeye (the first puppet that I hand-sewed) is checking it out.

Here's a lovely photo of my green baseball cap. I've embroidered a bunch of red flowers with yellow centers, and another plant with green stems and a heck load of tiny pink blossoms. We can also see Pinkeye. She's a furry green puppet with a pointy pink tongue and pink bulbous eyes. She has two clusters of thin brown feathers popping up behind her eyes.

Here's a lovely photo of the back of the cap where we see a cluster of embroidered purple flowers.

@RebelliousCheez is that david's balls?

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#bloomScrolling

Close up of the bottom quarter of sunflower. One of the petals is accordion folded into the face like a yellow squiggle.

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Chat se lèche une des pattes avant mais se faisant il bande le muscle et ressemble à un haltérophile

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rod serling died 50 years ago today, when he was only 50 years old! he was a genius, a legend, and a massive hottie. punch a nazi in his honor today 🖤

color promo pic of rod serling in front of a painting of a skull, in his night gallery days. he's a little older than the twilight zone days, hair a little longer, and he is (as ever) earth-shatteringly sexy

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For me, it’s all about that personal touch 👌🏾

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