grant

oaf about town

he/him

@threeofswords it's a near-perfect movie

@josie @saraphim hail chuckles

@gonzo "i gotta be stretched, malformed gollum for this star war"

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slipping the olive garden hostess a $20, hoping that's enough to get me into the special booth they keep set aside for the pope

jermaphobe

@georgespolitzer boater hats probably

the gritty fresh prince reboot is the #1 show on peacock

muppet evangelion

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british people are always naming sitcoms things like "the vicar of dibley"

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bill nighy the acting gighy

news can be good sometimes

an edited image of George W. Bush being informed about the 9/11 attacks. A member of his entourage is soaking quietly into his ear; instead of the serious look he sported in the original image, Bush's face has been edited into a broad grin.
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2025-10-29

yea

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take a sip of the Cold Stuff #ad

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doing sponcon for #icewater

may in fact klein

that was pretty dope

will klein i apologize

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2025-10-28

This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

@wohali well yeah they just flew in from toronto

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