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Today's "lovely walk" was completely ruined by a "pretty photo" opportunity. FFS, you stupid woman! What is the actual point?! #Annoyed #Greyhound

A brindle greyhound stands among purple heather, looking annoyed.

Breaking news! I dedded another pigeon. This was, "BAD DOG! EVIL HONEY!". Do I look bothered? Current score: Honey 5 - Pigeons 0. 😈

A smiling brindle greyhound looking ridiculously pleased with herself.

A boy and his dog. ❤️ Where did the years go?! #Greyhound

A small boy and his greyhound walking through a field.

A huge teenager and his greyhound walking through woodland.

Woo hoo! Road trip! Yay! I love the car. Pfft! I was duped. I'm at the vetnhairys for the annual sticking needles in Honey event. ☹️ Totally unnecessary. #Sad #Greyhound

A brindle greyhound on the back seat of a car. She was excited to be going somewhere exciting, but is disappointed to discover she has arrived at the vet's.

That moment when the sun puddle lands on your favourite bed. Bliss! 😊 #Happy #Greyhound

A brindle greyhound sleeping in a patch of sunshine. She's very content.

That moment of bliss when a sun puddle lands on your favourite bed. 😊 #sunlover #greyhound

A brindle greyhound sleeps in a pool of sunshine.

I'm happy with the presentation of the roast beef. However, the way you have torn up the yorkshire pudding suggests you're trying to disguise the fact that it's not an entire yorkshire pudding or that it was the runt of the litter. ☹️ #FoodCritic #Greyhound

A brindle greyhound doing her best sit while being offered a dish full of roast beef and a suspiciously small amount of yorkshire pudding.

Happy #FlapsOutFriday everyone. I'm counting down to the weekend. Woo hoo! ❤️🐾🐾 #Greyhound

A brindle greyhound snoozing on her back on a sofa in the sunlight, legs akimbo!

@DismalManorGang Lots of fuss was made. I'm loving life! 😊

A long walk followed by a long snooze, while I wait for my roast beef dinner. Life is good! 😊 #Greyhound

A brindle greyhound, wearing a burgundy coat, stands in a field with blue sky on the horizon.

Blue skies and sunshine on my "lovely walk" today. I enjoyed it so much I didn't want to go home. I'm zorsted now! #Greyhound

A brindle greyhound stands in a field looking at the horizon. It's a sunny day and the sky is blue.

A brindle greyhound looks at the camera. She appears to be smiling.

@DismalManorGang I was just having one of those days. She thinks that because I'm almost 9 years old I should act with a bit more decorum. Stupid woman! 😁

Apparently, if my behaviour doesn't improve I'm going to be released into the wild to fend for myself. I've started building a rudimentary shelter, just in case she follows through on this threat. 😁 #Norty #Greyhound

A brindle greyhound standing in front of a rough wigwam of branches propped against a tree.

Roast chikkin food coma. The only part of me that can move is the part that's making vile smells! 😂 #Greyhound

Poor Shortie. He was feeling a bit down today, so we forced him to join us for a "lovely walk". I infuriated and entertained him in equal measure. He almost smiled. I'll take that as a win. 😊 #Greyhound

A teenager and his greyhound on a woodland walk.

Roast beef? I'll eat it, if that's all there is, but I really wanted chicken 🙄 #Greyhound #PickyEater

A brindle greyhound looking at a bowl of roast beef.

On blighter patrol in the woods today. Many squizzers spotted, but none caught. ☹️ #Greyhound

A brindle greyhound stands on a woodland path. It's a sunny day. She looks happy!

It was a "lovely walk" until I was forced to channel my inner border collie and leap (step) over a huge (really small) fallen tree. Applause please! #Greyhound

Sunshine and sighthounds on the "lovely walk" in York today. What more could you want?! 😊

A group of sighthounds walking through the city.

A happy brindle greyhound standing by a river.

@DismalManorGang It's below. 👍

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