Caspar Green 👻

Software Engineer. Tech Lead. Not a guru of anything. PHP Junkie.

I play #EveOnline when I get the chance. Find me in game as Casparius.

Also: Dad things, husband things, "Renegade Baptist" things.

Caspar Green 👻 boosted:
2025-07-18

I should also mention that I'm fully aware of the insane popularity of the GoXLR series. Which makes their company's implosion all the more baffling to me. Since there will be no support for GoXLR in the future, I would prefer an alternative.

Caspar Green 👻 boosted:
2025-07-18

If anyone knows of a good hardware mixer for Twitch streaming with a 2-PC setup that is relatively easy to use, supports an XLR mic, plays nice with Linux, and isn't too expensive, please let me know. Bonus points if it can do fancy things like auto-ducking.

Caspar Green 👻 boosted:
2025-07-18

I've essentially transitioned my gaming PC setup completely to Linux. I only boot up Windows when I have to. And I'd really rather not do so for streaming on Twitch.

However, given that VoiceMeeter isn't available for Linux and there are no easy alternatives, I may have to boot up Windows 2 or 3 times a week if I want to get back into Twitch streaming.

To avoid that, I suppose I may need to consider getting a mixer.

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Programming Quotesprogramming_quotes
2025-07-01

Law 1: Every program can be optimised to be smaller. Law 2: There's always one more bug. Corollary: Every program can be reduced to a one-line bug.

— anonymous

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I've reached the age where I understand why people are so happy to win appliances on game shows.

Caspar Green 👻 boosted:
2025-06-25

My better half showed me this from instagram yesterdays and I couldn't stop laughing. TBH: I still can't stop giggling...

An image from a supermarked (Tescos?) with a sign hanging from the ceiling.

The caption is:

"The name's Bond. James Bond.
And you are?"

The sign underneath reads

biscuits
cheese biscuits
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Got asked if I was Canadian twice today, which for an American traveling abroad is always a compliment

Caspar Green 👻iCaspar@phpc.social
2025-06-14
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2025-06-14
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Sir Rochard 'Dock' BunsonSrRochardBunson@universeodon.com
2025-06-13

Padilla's assault & handcuffing is getting all the attention, but what Noem said is perhaps more terrifying.

"We are not going away. We are staying here to liberate the city from the socialists and the burdensome leadership that this governor and that this mayor have placed on this country and what they have tried to insert into the city."

Admitting they're not here for violent criminals, they're here to overthrow our elected officials

Caspar Green 👻 boosted:
2025-06-08

Happy Birthday,#PHP!

To another 30 years of being dead 😁

And a big Thank You to everyone that helped make it a great language with an awesome community!

And an even bigger Thank You for connecting me with so many amazing friends all over the world!

🎉🎂

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Electronic Frontier Foundationeff
2025-06-06

Google, Meta, and Amazon are among the top companies tracking you across the web. By automatically blocking their trackers, Privacy Badger makes it harder for Big Tech companies to profit from your personal information. eff.org/deeplinks/2025/03/onli

Caspar Green 👻iCaspar@phpc.social
2025-06-06
Caspar Green 👻iCaspar@phpc.social
2025-06-05

@sarah sending positive vibes your way!

Caspar Green 👻iCaspar@phpc.social
2025-06-05

@sarah Where you going? Are you ok?

Caspar Green 👻iCaspar@phpc.social
2025-06-01

At last, the next episode of Jane Honesty is live! In which our hero goes hunting capsuleers! #EveOnline
youtu.be/ZRulmAUCR9s

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Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to
2025-05-31
Work struggles... (Cat starting to meow then stops) When you're about to ask a question at work but then you remember it will just become one of your responsibilities to research the answer
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JA WestenbergDaojoan
2025-05-29

RSS never tracked you.
Email never throttled you.
Blogs never begged for dopamine.
The old web wasn’t perfect.
But it was yours.

Caspar Green 👻 boosted:
2025-05-29

@iCaspar You can skip the shader processing if you don't mind occasional stutter during gameplay. You can also enable a setting to have it run in the background while you're not gaming.

Caspar Green 👻iCaspar@phpc.social
2025-05-27

Week 2 on my formerly windoze, now #linux machine: success getting #citiesskylines2 running. I had to abandon my MS/Xbox copy of the game and re-purchase on Steam, and because I'd pre-ordered back in the day I lost the bonus map that came with the original. But I never built anything on that map anyway.

The only real annoyance is waiting for Vulcan Shader processing.

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