I Only Tweet Crap

If you see me tweet something (or whatever we're calling it in Mastodon), it's probably crap.

2025-06-22

Depends on the platform.

Reddit: Go no-contact with your mom.

Lemmy: A feature, not a bug.

Xitter: And it was okay when Biden did it?

Mastodon: [Followed by bot account posting vague, generic remarks with a pfp of a conventionally attractive woman]

Discus: I have a master's degree in mechanical engineering, run a business with public and private clients, and I am proficient in metal- and woodworking. As to your point...

Discord: Wrong channel.

Pixelfed:

#ReplyGuySaysWhat #HashtagGames

2025-06-22

@dandylover1 Meant to, but got in a hurry. Updated now.

2025-06-22

More of this, pls. #devicetime #courtesy #tech

From the front of a restaurant menu: "For courtesy of our guests, if you are on a phone call please do not use the speakerphone option. If you have children with electronic devices, please keep the volume off. Thank you for your understanding."
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Matthew Sheffieldmattsheffield
2025-06-21

The party that constantly rails against "snowflakes" and "trigger warnings" just ordered the National Park Service to make a hotline that people could complain to about park signs that make them feel uncomfortable.

The coddling of conservatism must end. npr.org/2025/06/10/nx-s1-54297

2025-06-14

@PastPresentArts Hopped on Mastodon to post this. Good turnout, just like Hands Off.

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Christof Maupin, ArtistPastPresentArts@mastodon.art
2025-06-14

The crowd keeps growing here in Las Cruces NM. Guesstimating 1000 people stretched out in the park and along the sidewalks. #nokings #stoptrump #resist #donotcomply #lascruces #newmexico

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2025-06-14

Big crowd at Montgomery County, PA #NoKings protest rally.

Picture of protesters at Norristown/Montgomery County, PA protest rally with chair of county commissioners speaking in the foreground.Picture of protesters at Norristown/Montgomery County, PA protest rally.
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The Whore of BlahbylonThe_Whore_of_Blahbylon
2025-06-14

Hey Trump, nobody paid us to be here! We all hate you for free!

Woman holding a protest sign that reads: Hey Trump, nobody paid us to be here! We all hate you for free!
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2025-06-13
And there's no way back #memes
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Tim Bowmantimbowmanmedia
2025-06-06

“Another role for Troy Baker”- Geoff Keighley, basically summing up the excitement over that announcement.

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2025-06-01

Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Hydrox But Were Afraid To Ask

#CookieAndBiscuitABook
#HashTagGames

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2025-06-01

Journey to the Center of the Oreo

#CookieAndBiscuitABook #HashTagGames

2025-06-01
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2025-05-31
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Perseverance Image Bot 📡PersevereImgBot
2025-05-29

Sol 1519: Right Mastcam-Z Camera, imaged at 11:11:14.477 (local mean solar time), image credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech/ASU

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2025-05-29
color photo of a red sign with white sans serif that reads, "We Are All Being Watched!" and in Spanish underneath,"Todos estamos siendo observados!"
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Endless Screamingscream@bots.robots.rodeo
2025-05-27

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

2025-05-27

@blazetrends Hopefully a PC version. #fingerscrossed

2025-05-27

Also:
Dare to Be Ill-Advised, by Unusual Al.

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