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CHAOTIC ivan

Sometimes I yell into the void,

sometimes the void yells me back.

WHASSUP Y'ALL!!!! THIS IS CHAOTIC IVAN.

I'm "trying out" (AKA pseudo-maining) this SICK and COOL NEW and SHINY instance, my abandoned "main" is at @libreivan until Polymaths goes stable.

I'm an overly enthusiastic and SWAG 16-year-old who's not very well placed philosophically. You could say I'm immersed in the realm of Linux, proudly navigating the amazing community that is the fediverse for over three years.

I also really really like old computers, I find happiness in the bygone era of technology. I just want to goof off and share passions with fellow nerds. :)

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A Winnie-the-Pooh classy meme

The panels read, top to bottom:

Well said. Thank you for your thoughts. They mirror my own.
Couldn't agree more.
Right lol
This

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I'm in this photo and don't like it.

Webcomic about buying vintage computers.

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You may not like it, but we are currently the #1 computer museum in Seattle.

3 people smiling proudly and standing behind/leaning on some older computer models out on display, all turned on with something on the screen. there's aisles of hardware behind them stretching on seemingly forever

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rust has a lot of problems, but let me tell you: “micro libraries” isn’t one

splitting packages per concern is good for build performance, it’s good for review, it’s good for API evolution.

the problems are technical (compiler perf), financial (funding OSS), human etc.

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Found this in a PCMag review of SoftMaker Office's ChatGPT capabilities. I think this about sums it up.

#softmakerOffice #chatGPT #genAI #AI #generativeAI

It generates competent high-school-level writing that can put you asleep in large doses but technically gets the job done if you only need to write a report no one will read.

Who you gotta vote for?

BARACK OBAMA!

LINK PRETTY PLEASE?

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They really dropped the ball when they neglected to name the Beetlejuice sequel Beetledeuce.

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Don't forget #JohnMastodon 😒

Maybe just say artist

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yknow what the minecraft movie reminds me of?

the 39th page of the minecraft game design document written by jeb himself!

archive.org/details/minecraft-game-design/page/n19/mode/1up

Page 39, titled "There Is No Steve or Alex"

"Steve and Alex are intended as placeholders for players. A player should make their own skin and make their own story. Players are playing themselves or maybe a character that fits in their unique world. We use Steve and Alex in our merchandise as mascots for Minecraft, but they should not have an active role in spin-off projects or storylines."

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edit: fixed :D
edit 2: there’s a blog post! https://nolanlawson.com/2024/09/18/improving-rendering-performance-with-css-content-visibility/

cropped screenshot of a github issue. the visible part of the title is "major performance issue" and the visible part of the body text is "I'm on a fedi instance with 19k custom emojis"

Whats this app?

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A manifesto for ⁂ as a symbol for the fediverse
https://symbol.fediverse.info/

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made another

the "i guess we doin circles now" image but with a portal 2 theme

the machine says "TURRET LINE", the farthest turrets on the right are defective, the turret under the scanner is not defective and has been launched towards the incinerator, and the turret on the left is not defective, ready to go under the machine

there is a management rail to the right, the core on it has a green eye, and is saying "i guess we doin defective turrets now"

MARCHINTOSH

@sotolf @amin @krafter @blue @rl_dane @orbitalmartian @fbievan

Yeah

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@amin @krafter @blue @rl_dane @orbitalmartian

if we mix

we get

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN4cLlIKnoA

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