jmcp

Data Wrangler, software engineer, cyclist πŸš΄β€β™‚οΈ. Equality and Justice for all. he/him

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2025-07-24
Welsch or C stdlib function?
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2025-07-15

@briankrebs :yikes:

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2025-06-10

A city passes the Bikedel Test if there are two safe and reliable ways to get where you’re going other than driving a car.

#biking #BikeTooter #cycling

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2025-03-21

@lukito I think that's a fantastic service.

I wonder if there's something like it in my part of the world

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2025-02-08

I've signed this petition, and if you're a who cares about I'd love it if you would sign it too

parliament.qld.gov.au/Work-of-

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2024-12-17
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2024-12-17

@Unixbigot I think it’s an appropriate time to resurrect your Brisbane river levels monitor. FB has video of Jindalee boat ramp pontoon gangplank pointing upwards and the picnic tables have wet feet

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2024-12-04

Last night, Paul Fletcher MP was at the pub.

TIL his website has a "Contact me" page on it.

You can talk to these people, but you don't have to respect them.

My point here is simple:

You people have spent most of my life wasting everyone's time with this endless childish nonsense. Any Australian who travels to the USA or Europe or literally any other country where politicians don't behave like you people can see that the intemet in Australia is exactly the same as the internet in every other country.If kids can get cigarettes and beer, he suggestion that Austraia will have the only children in the world who can't get TikTok is preposterous, they'll figure it out and you'l have wasted all your time all over again

But if they don't, me and a great many people like me will be right thee, helping them online, showing them how to fool age verification systems into thinking they're adults.

And we'll also be making sure they know that when they're old enough to do it legally, they'll also be old enough to register to vote, and they sure as hell shouldn't vote for the parties that did this to them.
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2024-09-08

@mpesce@arvr.social come on!

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2024-05-27

@tveastman this is so evil, and I love it

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2024-04-18

Me, deceased DED

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2024-02-13

@aki how long do you have? Do you like sand and sea or bush and big sky? If you're not up for the drive from Melbourne up to Cairns (which tbf is *long*), I'd go for Mallacoota, beaches around Sydney (and a harbour ferry trip to Manly), Yamba/Iluka and the Clarence River, the Scenic Rim and Glass House Mountains, K'gari. And then you're into the tropics which is a whole other collection of amazement.

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2023-10-15

Adults need badges too

#adulting

Title: Adult Merit Badges; 

Image of nine merit badges (patches): 
1) Put Pants On (shows someone wearing pants/jeans)
2) I Tried My Best (patch shows a star moving forward with a rainbow trailing, like the "More You Know" meme/jingle)
3) Avoided Confrontation (patch shows someone ducking into bushes)
4) Minded My Own Business (patch shows Kermit the Frog drinking tea)
5) Went Outside Today (patch shows trees and sunshine)
6) Only Watched One Episode (patch looks like it has the Netflix logo on it)
7) Only Had One Glass (patch shows a glass of red wine)
8) Ate A Vegetable (patch shows a carrot)
9) Paid Bills On Time (patch shows a lit lightbulb with a dollar sign in it)
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ari melody πŸ’«ari@wetdry.world
2023-09-30
SUS microsystems, with little among us crewmates designed to replace the original logo
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2023-08-21
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2023-08-21

@kotik AAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH

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2023-08-21

@kf Yup. My parents and my in-laws both have BT hearing aids. Sound quality is amazing. Only problem they had to figure out what what bit to twiddle for speakerphone :)

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2023-08-17

Woooooot! 2023 rider kit just got delivered πŸŽ‰πŸš΄β€β™‚οΈπŸš΄β€β™‚οΈπŸš΄β€β™‚οΈ

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2023-08-17

Feeling pretty happy today - clock another riding milestone for the year. My best riding year so far was 2018 - I rode about 8200km. But 2023 YTD I've ridden just over 8000km.

Strava rider summary for me showing 192km ridden this week, and 8041km ridden so far this with an annual goal of 10,000km.
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2023-08-13

@mcc even the title of the thing is bad. Cannot be unseen :(

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