@umbrella @teajaygrey @cazencott almost like what we all want is to pay for some people to work on the tech that lets us do the internet.

At dawn, russia launched a combined attack on Kharkiv, striking the city with drones and missiles. Homes were destroyed. One of the missiles struck a road, leaving a gaping crater and the phrase “thank God it wasn’t a house” hanging in the air. Six people were injured, including two children.

@SnoopJ i was reading the wiki like "oh wow this makes a lot of sense when i read it" but then realized it was because "suddenly" is basically a linguistic cheat code that represents the abrupt shifts in the state of reality that characterize godzilla movies

@SnoopJ i had no idea what was going on with this laser ship and just accepted it

@nazokiyoubinbou you just needed some mitochondria???? we have got a shitload of that literally everywhere, take your pick. here i will give you some of mine just give me a tissue #monsterdon

i just want to point out that i was literally correct about this except for the mothra part
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@arrjay @SnoopJ please for the love of god tell me that you were not trapped in the nokia ringtone this whole time

Godzilla: Final wars (2004) - 5/5

incredible. i wept. i am in hysterics. marvelous. bravo. an achievement

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fucking off into the sea like some god damn jet skis and giving a godzilla thumbs up to the camera, freeze frame!!!!! roll credits!!! #monsterdon

THATS IT that's the end SOMEHOW OK #monsterdon

losing my mind that this movie is ending with yet another time where godzilla leaves whatever he is doing because his babies are there #monsterdon

GODZILLA HATES HIS FUCKING BABIES THAT IS CANON #monsterdon

the 4 ft tall kid is in no way hindering your shot at the 100 story godzilla!!! #monsterdon

YES! adopt! me! daddy!!!!!! #monsterdon

you motherfuckers are flying around in a literal Dr. robotnik drill ship of course the spirits of the earth are going to think it is evil #monsterdon

why is the goddamn secretary general of the UN involved in any of this #monsterdon

15 minutes remaining, so that means we have time for 2 more final bosses, mothra involvement, a whole movie of orthogonal sideplot, and baby godzilla saving the day at the end #monsterdon

where is the baby godzilla in all this! did they evolve for nothign! #monsterdon

opportunity to evaluate the implications of humans breeding mutants as soldiers to fight godzilla with respect to what counts within the ethical scope of 'humanity': obliterated #monsterdon

the extremely effective yet rarely used military doctrine "just fire mercilessly in a line with your unlimited energy weapons except if they stick their sword into concrete at which point the RoE become kung fu only" #monsterdon