I just couldn't help myself.
Appmaker (THE POWER OF SWIFT COMPILES YOU! THE POWER OF SWIFT COMPILES YOU!), tech author, cat lover. Gay-married (not to a cat). Northern-aggressing into the South. Sometimes doubts your commitment to Sparkle Motion. Also, dirty jokes.
I just couldn't help myself.
@philomath Holy shitballs!
@acf Careful, just a few more awful experiences per medical action and you’ll be US-level health care.
‼️ Update to #FastlaneTools 2.225.0 as soon as you can...
Apple ID sign in flow changed and now uses Secure Remote Password with SHA-256 and 2048 bit hashing 😵💫
Without this, you'll receive 503s 🙅♂️
Big thanks to Stefan Natchev for doing the hard investigative work 🫶
@sirber No college for me. The only current certifications I have are within the past year.
@tewha “Moist.”
@brandonscript “THIS DOESN’T CONERN YOU, THUMBS!”
@mz2 Nice piece of hardware!
They teased you when you were young, because you didn't fit in. But you've grown up now, and you were never an ugly duckling; it turns out you were a horrible goose.
Make them pay. :goose_027:
Found this beautiful retro / vintage iPhone case model on #Printables. Everything printed wonderfully.
It totally looks like a real device from the past. 📞📠
I liked it so much that I’ve modeled a dock for it in the same style.
@philomath Nathan had the same idea about the same time. I’m trying to be productive but can’t seem to get started.
@cabel I just saw your What-Ifs talk and wanted to say how awesome the entire story is. I was so, so depressed to see that soulless see building and literally broke out in tears with your reveal.
Well done on the story and SO well done on the rescue. ❤️
@Ronnie I keep reminding Nathan of that distinction when he looks up antiques on ebay and says “this one’s worth ____”.
@tewha @philomath “That grindin’ arm belongs to ME now! Aaaaahhh hahahahahahaaaaa!”
🎶 Over the river and through the woods
to get some dick I go!
The horse knows the way
to locate a gay
Prob’ly should bring some bloooow OH!
YOUR PASSKEY NEVER EVER EVER EVER LEAVES YOUR COMPUTER
NOW YOU CAN SYNC YOUR PASSKEY TO ALL YOUR COMPUTERS
As a #developer sometimes you'll see #code comments like this. Often, you'll be the one writing it. #webdev #memes #programming