Josh (like the wine)

Appmaker (THE POWER OF SWIFT COMPILES YOU! THE POWER OF SWIFT COMPILES YOU!), tech author, cat lover. Gay-married (not to a cat). Northern-aggressing into the South. Sometimes doubts your commitment to Sparkle Motion. Also, dirty jokes.

Josh (like the wine) boosted:

I just couldn't help myself.

A fake New York Times headline which reads "Kamala Harris Never Saw Arnold Palmer's Penis. It may Hurt Her Election Chances."
Josh (like the wine)joshua@nozzi.social
2024-10-21

@philomath Holy shitballs!

Josh (like the wine)joshua@nozzi.social
2024-10-21

@acf Careful, just a few more awful experiences per medical action and you’ll be US-level health care.

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Josh Holtzjoshdholtz
2024-10-21

‼️ Update to 2.225.0 as soon as you can...

Apple ID sign in flow changed and now uses Secure Remote Password with SHA-256 and 2048 bit hashing 😵‍💫

Without this, you'll receive 503s 🙅‍♂️

Big thanks to Stefan Natchev for doing the hard investigative work 🫶

Josh (like the wine)joshua@nozzi.social
2024-10-21

@sirber No college for me. The only current certifications I have are within the past year.

Josh (like the wine)joshua@nozzi.social
2024-10-20

@tewha “Moist.”

Josh (like the wine)joshua@nozzi.social
2024-10-20

@sirber @synlogic 45 here for a few more months. I literally just (today) switched up my resume to remove all but the last 10-12 years and any reference to how old I actually am. I’ll be interested to see if it makes any difference.

Josh (like the wine)joshua@nozzi.social
2024-10-20

@brandonscript “THIS DOESN’T CONERN YOU, THUMBS!”

Josh (like the wine)joshua@nozzi.social
2024-10-19
Josh (like the wine)joshua@nozzi.social
2024-10-19

@mz2 Nice piece of hardware!

Josh (like the wine)joshua@nozzi.social
2024-10-19

@tewha @Ronnie I do the venting around here! 😡

Josh (like the wine) boosted:
2024-10-19

They teased you when you were young, because you didn't fit in. But you've grown up now, and you were never an ugly duckling; it turns out you were a horrible goose.

Make them pay. :goose_027:

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Bas van der PloegBas
2024-10-19

Found this beautiful retro / vintage iPhone case model on . Everything printed wonderfully.

It totally looks like a real device from the past. 📞📠

I liked it so much that I’ve modeled a dock for it in the same style.

Josh (like the wine)joshua@nozzi.social
2024-10-18

@philomath Nathan had the same idea about the same time. I’m trying to be productive but can’t seem to get started.

Josh (like the wine)joshua@nozzi.social
2024-10-18

@cabel I just saw your What-Ifs talk and wanted to say how awesome the entire story is. I was so, so depressed to see that soulless see building and literally broke out in tears with your reveal.

Well done on the story and SO well done on the rescue. ❤️

Josh (like the wine)joshua@nozzi.social
2024-10-18

@Ronnie I keep reminding Nathan of that distinction when he looks up antiques on ebay and says “this one’s worth ____”.

Josh (like the wine)joshua@nozzi.social
2024-10-17

@tewha @philomath “That grindin’ arm belongs to ME now! Aaaaahhh hahahahahahaaaaa!”

A severed arm lay on a table partially inside a yellow plastic bag.
Josh (like the wine)joshua@nozzi.social
2024-10-17

@GayOldTime

🎶 Over the river and through the woods
to get some dick I go!
The horse knows the way
to locate a gay
Prob’ly should bring some bloooow OH!

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Tim Newshamtimnewsham
2024-10-17

YOUR PASSKEY NEVER EVER EVER EVER LEAVES YOUR COMPUTER

NOW YOU CAN SYNC YOUR PASSKEY TO ALL YOUR COMPUTERS

Josh (like the wine) boosted:
2024-10-17

As a #developer sometimes you'll see #code comments like this. Often, you'll be the one writing it. #webdev #memes #programming

Stack of books on a bookshelf holding it up with the words "These books are here for an essential structural purposes. They are not for sale" written on the sides of the books from top to bottom.

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