kalle

Slice of tech and slice of life. I do like both of those

Aka jilleJr or applejag

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daniel:// stenberg://bagder
2025-05-24

CycloneDX cancels their bug-bounty program blaming AI slop:

"This caused a lot of extra work which is why we decided to abandon the program. Thanks AI."

github.com/CycloneDX/cyclonedx

2025-05-24

I just created a Bluesky account and it got instantly suspended.

That's what I get for trying to stray away from Mastodon. I get the gist, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll never try anything else again dear elephant overlords

#bsky #bluesky

2025-05-22

@jadolg yeah the layout is completely muscle memory. You'll get over that fast.

The way it forgets corrections kind of drives me nuts. I haven't looked if it's configurable. Like where when it corrects a word and then you press 1 more character, then double tapping backspace doesn't undo the correction.

2025-05-17

Israel being the fan favorite is just complete bullshit

#Eurovision

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Soatok Dreamseekersoatok@furry.engineer
2025-05-17
2025-05-16

@kirakira got inspired and asked my boss and he said no :<

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dansupdansup
2025-05-10

The fediverse just got way easier to join:

fedidb.com/welcome

FediDB Onboarding Step 1FediDB Onboarding Step 2FediDB Onboarding Step 3FediDB Onboarding Step 4
2025-05-10

oh wait, what if #kubernetes was changed to use #wasm component model

writing operators would be creating wasm programs, and creating crds would be publishing some wit declarations

2025-05-05

Status update: still addicted to #DaftPunk

3 YouTube badges from May 2, April 2, and March 2, saying I have been top 0.01%, 0.01%, and 0.09% of listeners (respectively)
2025-05-03

@scm Nah just bought "Barilla Pesto". Homemade pesto would be an interesting project though

2025-05-02

Pesto is addictive man

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Smudge The Insult Cat πŸ€SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to
2025-05-01
(Woman holding a microphone and not looking very happy)  You'd think she'd look a bit happier, that's all I'm sayin. BRITTANY GRAY Near Climax
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Lily Ingersoll / Briarballoonpup@blimps.xyz
2025-05-01

It's important to keep your squeaky amphimorpho polished to a high shine, particularly if that squeaky amphimorpho is yourself.

🎨 - @tuxedodragon

A squeaky amphimorpho in various shades of purple polishes her tail with a soft rag and a bottle of polish.  She's really going at it, making lots of squeaky noises.
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Wholesomememeswholesomememes@mas.to
2025-05-01

[OC] I got stood up (by u/wawawiwacomics)

Four-panel comic by Wawawiwa

1. A green snake with a rose in it's mouth says "My first date! I'm so nervous.". Next to it is an open book with a ribbon marker between the pages.

2. The green snake looks to the side still with the rose in it's mouth.

3. After a while, the green snake, looking sad, says, "I got stood up.". The flower has fallen on the ground.

4. A yellow snake pops out from inside the book. It's tongue was the ribbon marker. It says "Don't go! I'm just nervous too.". The green snake, now again, with a smile on it's face.
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Wholesomememeswholesomememes@mas.to
2025-05-01

Sometimes it’s the small things (by u/MrDuckityDuck)

Text: "This is better than the kiss cam when it lands on old couples."

Left image: A mum and her daughter are sitting next to each while looking into the camera. The daughter holds a handwritten sign that says, "MY DADDY IS BEHIND THE CAMERA."
Right image: A person in long sleeves and a cap operates a large camera, waving with one hand.
2025-05-01

People warned me that #Moana 2 was a bad movie. I then watched it, and really liked it.

Early reviews of the #Minecraft movie was horrible was bad. I then watched it, and really liked it.

People are hating on the upcoming #Marathon game, but to me the game looks fun, and I think I'm going to like it.

How do I get rid of my news feed that is filled with so much negativity? I just want to enjoy the things.

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Akieljadolg
2025-04-27

If you're in the market for a to monitor your Hub account's pull limits, I just did a thing: dev.to/jadolg/monitoring-docke
Issues and PRs welcome.

2025-04-27

> me walking in a tall grass field

my ai brain implant: "watch out for that snake, it's venomous"

"What snake????"

2025-04-23

time to put my pants on, my food just arrived

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