Erik

I don't know what I'm doing most of the time.

I have been trying not to complain as much recently.

Mostly I just share stuff that I find interesting.

#pizza #music #randomness

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2025-06-22

You don't have to prefix things with "doom" anymore, that's just the default now. You can just say scrolling.

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2025-06-19

IEEE 802.11ac to RFC 1149 Gateway

A pigeon sitting on top of cables and a WiFi access point
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Violette - K.I.S.SViolette@cyberpunk.lol
2025-06-15
une personne habillée en noir recroquevillé sur elle même. Elle à un drapeau bicolore. Dans le cercle qui fait le tour il est inscrit "sometimes depressed bt always antifascist " Dans le cercle ce trouve une étoile du chaos
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Jason Lefkowitzjalefkowit@vmst.io
2025-05-21

Tech guys be like "we made the world safer by rewriting the Torment Nexus in Rust"

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2025-05-18

I think web browsers peaked when they had a giant logo in the top right that animated when receiving data.

@CatherineFlick @dan @dans I got a sponsored ad asking me to vote for Israel, right in the middle of the live stream on YT.

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2025-05-17

#Microsoft #𝖮̶𝖿̶𝖿̶𝗂̶𝖼̶𝖾̶ ̶ #Copilot 365 #Excel, godinje gospodnje 2025: "Najbolji AI, najpametniji, najrazvijeniji fičri, povezanost, inteligencija, učinkovitost, produktivnost, budućnost"

Ja: *želim zapejstati tekst u mergeanu ćeliju*

Excel Copilot 365 business standard super mega turbo AIAIAIAI:

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Clinton Anderson SwordForHireClintonAnderson@universeodon.com
2025-05-05

@davidgerard

"I used AI to....", is nothing more than, "Listen I'm not an asshole but....", for the 21st Century.

#FuckAI

@kviksilver

Podržavam ovu poruku.

Čak ne treba biti ni neki GPT u pitanju, dovoljno je pogledati koje sranje od prijevoda/lokalizacije nam guraju u Windowsima/Officeu.

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Inspirational Skeletor💀skeletor@mas.to
2025-05-05
You're only given a little spark of madness. You musn’t lose it.
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2025-05-05

Someone sent me this…
First: check your geography
Second: Maybe you should focus on making technology not anglocentric instead of threatening different cultures being locked out of this shiny new future

(or how in anglo speaking world they say: Don’t threaten me with a good time)

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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-04-30

what's wrong babe you've barely touched your potential even though all those grade school teachers liked you and said you were gifted and that you were going to do great things in life

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buttplug.io 🍑🔌buttplugio@buttplug.zone
2025-04-29

Could not have possibly predicted where this post goes

reddit.com/r/SexToys/s/olrCho1

Reddit post on r/sextoys: PG-13 Sex Toy Request

Hi everyone,

This is a bit of an unorthodox request. My apologies if this type of request isn't permitted here but looks like it checks out by the rules and also I dunno where else to turn. I'm a dude and none of my previous partners introduced me to their vibrators so I know very little about this topic.

I work with wildlife and we currently have a tortoise suffering from gastrointestinal impaction. Basically his gut is clogged up and he can't poop. We've tried everything that might help loosen it up/knock it around and get him unstuck. Lots of fluids, sitting him on top of the running dryer, driving him around in the golf cart on the gravel driveway. Nothing has worked. During my research, I found a paper published in a veterinary journal:

https://jhms.kglmeridian.com/view/journals/hpms/21/4/article-p93.xml

Basically a practice in the UK had success with relieving GI impaction in tortoises by strapping vibrators to their plastrons (the "belly" of the shell) and uh letting them do their thing. However, I couldn't find any information beyond the manufacturer for what they used. So here I am. Asking y'all to help me find a vibrator so I can ask my hospital manager to order one.Criteria as per sub rules

Girth: No wider than 1 inch I think?
•	⁠Size Range: Roughly 8 inches long. A bit over of under is ok
•	⁠Shape: Simple. As cylindrical as possible. No veins, heads, etc.
•	⁠Firmness: I do not even know what to put here honestly
•	⁠Level of texture: None preferably. As smooth as a Ken doll
•	⁠Level of realism: I will get fired if I suggest something that looks anything remotely like a penis
•	⁠Color: My director requested purple. My other coworkers joked they want sparkles so sparkles if possible
•	⁠Price range: Our hospital has a 3 million dollar budget but preferably around $50 USD (I have no idea how much a normal vibrator costs)
•	⁠Country you are shopping in: United States
•	⁠Tell us what you've previously tried and if/why it worked or did not work for you: We've tried golf cart on driveway and on top of dryer. Do vibrators have like...intensity settings? The more settings the 

I really appreciate y'alls help and hopefully we can avoid having to surgically intervene to get homeboy's gut unstuck. Thanks so much!
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Linux Renaissancedarth@silversword.online
2025-04-29

Found this on the attic + 30 more of these magazine CD’s with various software

CD

@emaytch Yeah, and even when voice control becomes usable, it's still probably going to suck for speakers of small languages.

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2025-04-28

i had a vision

on the left: the symbolic "loss" meme of some lines drawn in four quadrants. on the right, a three dimensional extension of the loss meme format into a cube, labeled "hyperloss"
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It's FOSSitsfoss
2025-04-26

The legendary trio. 😂

In the first pic, a lady asks, "Why is it that whenever there's a 'new' Linux distro, it's always based on one of you three?

In the second pic, three people are seen standing, Debian, Arch Linux, and Fedora.
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nixCraft 🐧nixCraft
2025-04-25

Me: After using Windows 11 for two hours and returning to the Linux desktop:

Katy Perry is on hands and knees in the sand, kissing the Earth after returning from the space ride.
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Michael Lucas :flan_set_fire:mwl@io.mwl.io
2025-04-25

Truth

Giant handshake meme. Sonic the Hedgehog and Philip K Dick, shaking hands over "Fixing All Your Problems With More Speed."

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