chris actual

California
Aging video game curmudgeon
Fond rememberer of Mac System 7.5.3 - MacOS 9.2.2
Lycra enjoyer 🚴‍♂️
EV aficionado
Friend to Orcas (in case they escalate the boat ramming)
Haver of
Grizzled supporter
I also heart
Compulsive post editor in the spirit of clarity

Avatar: Headshot of me in orange sport glasses
Banner image: Pic from the stands at St James Park, with a crowd waving black and white flags in foreground

Favorite Corvid:
Scrub Jay
Oxford Comma?
Yes, yes, and yes
Least Favorite Fractal:
Quadric cross
su-doe or su-doo
su-doe
chris actual boosted:
Victatorvicfroh
2026-02-07
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Victatorvicfroh
2026-02-07
chris actuallackattack
2026-02-07

Ew i don't like browsing the posts feed at all. its gross. RIP and

chris actuallackattack
2026-02-07

Ugh I just read up on the and being disabled on .social. I understand they're the cause of a lot of load, but I really enjoyed scrolling both feeds. I'll have to get used to using the other tools for discovery i guess. Or use my account for that. At least dot zone makes switching back and forth easy af

chris actuallackattack
2026-02-07

Is anyone watching the mainstream news networks anymore? I hope not. All those derelict hacks aren't getting my eyeballs back ever.

chris actual boosted:

Rocky looking very pleased after harassing cows from across the river

lemmy.ml/post/42800863

chris actuallackattack
2026-02-07

@GayDeceiver @HCBunny You'd think our family's Julie Andrews shrine would help, but alas :(

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Hotter, More Cross BunnyHCBunny@beige.party
2026-02-07

@lackattack

High school theater is where I caught most of my gay!

@GayDeceiver

chris actuallackattack
2026-02-07

@HCBunny @GayDeceiver I think you're on to something. Lately its just been my daughter's high school musicals and plays, which has got to be the reason.

chris actuallackattack
2026-02-07

@HCBunny @GayDeceiver I'm straight and the last time I checked was 25% gay. This could be due to the adjacency with my gay brother, but even then, that's only going to be worth 5-10% gayness tops

chris actual boosted:
2026-02-06

TA-DAH 🤣

#MastoCats #Caturday

Lego en forme de chat qui se lèche les parties.
chris actuallackattack
2026-02-06

Pastrameh Sandwich

chris actual boosted:
2026-02-06

Oh yeah, great hippie flick for later...

chris actuallackattack
2026-02-06

@Youngblood9695 Would still hit it

chris actual boosted:
2026-02-06

He’s miserable because he has no friends and, for all his baby mamas, no partner. He desperately wants to be liked and seen as funny, but is unlikable and unfunny. He refuses to get therapy for his terrible childhood and is a hateful person. Hate curdles you, and he’s already rancid.

thedailybeast.com/worlds-riche

chris actuallackattack
2026-02-05

Can we get to the part where we are arresting and charging the oligarchs that are literally all over the ? Don't make this another failure, you craven motherfucker politicians

chris actuallackattack
2026-02-05

Ferris Bueller's Typical Wednesday at School

chris actuallackattack
2026-02-05

Ordinary Beasts and Where to Find Them

chris actual boosted:
2026-02-05

Tom Hanks in:
Actual Size

#SoSoMovies
#HashtagGames

chris actuallackattack
2026-02-05

Plains, Trains, & Automobiles

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