leyrer

Oscillating between Dunning-Kruger Effect and Impostor Syndrome.
Apparently not socializable.
Der Geist eines Siebenjährigen, gefangen im Körper eines alten, weißen Mannes. Send help!
Serial enthusiast, professional pessimist.

2025-03-24

#clt2025 war total nett. Einziger Kritikpunkt: Durch das Mikrofonpack kam mein "Telnet - Klartext Reden!" T-Shirt nicht so toll zur Geltung.
#telnet @winkekatze

Der Leyrer im "Telnet - Klartext Reden!" T-Shirt mit Mannerschnitten in der Hand.
2025-03-24

I need more discretionary spending money ...

Back to the Future's Mr. Fusion DeLorean Time Machine Prop!
youtube.com/watch?v=ZNKsk9_Lcz

2025-03-24

@stoeps womit ...

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Christoph Stoettnerstoeps@infosec.exchange
2025-03-24

Ich habe jetzt ca 15 Jahre kein Java Applet mehr gesehen oder Java im Browser aktiviert. Jetzt ratet mal mit was K1 jetzt in der Schule programmieren lernt.

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2025-03-24

#3067 - SawStart

A person wearing a black hat is standing next to a circular saw table. The saw is labeled "SawStart." The person is pointing at the saw and telling two other people standing next to him: "When the saw detects contact with skin, an explosive charge starts the blade spinning at full speed within a few milliseconds." At the bottom, a caption reads: "SawStop’s less-popular competitor."

Hidden text: "Unfortunately, SawStart is one-use-only. Once started, the blade cannot be stopped, and must be replaced with a fresh blade while the running one is carefully disposed of."
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2025-03-24

This photo was found on my HD, I can't give any credit, sorry.

The #machinist who made them is highly skilled, even if they are totally useless!

Maybe there is no need to add these to my screws database.

An assortment of 14 impossible screws.
2025-03-24

@3D_Plotti Da gabs audioprobleme, IIRC. Ich vermute, die wunderbaren Menschen des @c3voc versuchen das noch irgendwie zu fixen.

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Marco Armentmarcoarment
2025-03-23

Holy shit, @codinghorror is committing another 50 MILLION DOLLARS to Guaranteed Minimum Income projects: blog.codinghorror.com/the-road

We need more people in the world like Jeff Atwood and his family.

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Marcel Sprangerunimarcel
2025-03-23

@leyrer
War eine schöne Zeitreise und hat Spaß gemacht mal wieder Tetris wie zu meinen Anfängen zu spielen 🤗

2025-03-23

@asdil12 @dboehmer look at the keyboard ;)

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VVoid Camp 2025VVoidCamp@chaos.social
2025-03-23

📣 Kurzer Reminder: Es wird Tickets für unser allerliebstes Lieblingsevent geben.

Wann? Heute um 20.00 Uhr.
Wo? Auf tickets.vvoid.camp

Bitte teilen.

#vvoidcamp #vvoidcamp2025

2025-03-23

@stiefkind ich hab noch österr. Idiome mitgeschickt ;)

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2025-03-23

Q: What do you call a company whose server fails to load Web pages all the time?

A: F5 Networks.

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George Takei :verified: 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏽georgetakei@universeodon.com
2025-03-23

It is rather grotesque, isn’t it.

A screenshot of a post on X by Comrade Sisko (@Pinko69420
, 19h ago) with fist bump emojis. It includes a reply by Elon Musk (@elonmusk
) to @catturd2
: "Retirement age in France is too low. That’s a legit issue." Below, a post by The French History P. (@FrenchHist
) reads: "The richest person in the world saying French people don’t work enough is serious Louis XVI vibes." The French History P. post includes a French flag emoji and a logo in the bottom right corner that says "PSEXPRESS.
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Natasha Jay 🇪🇺Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt
2025-03-23

Hotel phone in Iceland has a special button that will wake you up if there are northern lights in the sky

A phone with a button marked "Northern Lights Wake-Up"
2025-03-23

@DDKFM ich nehme als Sprecher demütig den raum, den mit @clt_news zuweist. ;)

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2025-03-23
Nach vielen Jahren endlich Mal wieder auf den Chemnitzer Linux-Tagen #clt2025. Tolle Veranstaltung 👍
Banner Chemnitzer Linux-Tage
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2025-03-23

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