Lionel Mandrake :pdx_badge:

Zombie house flipping isn't nearly as fun as it sounds.

Lionel Mandrake :pdx_badge:mandrakeOPE@pdx.social
2025-02-08
Lionel Mandrake :pdx_badge:mandrakeOPE@pdx.social
2024-12-17

Daniel Kwan and Daniel Scheinert have reportedly signed on to direct Timothée Chalamet in the upcoming #JohnMastodon biopic.

#JohnMastodonDay

Lionel Mandrake :pdx_badge: boosted:
Chuck Taggart, Private EyeSazeracLA@tenforward.social
2024-10-23

Husband Unit got me a present! AH AH AH AH AH!

A t-shirt featuring a parody of the old poster for the 1979 movie version of Salem’s Lot, except the text says “Sesame’s Lot“ and the image of the vampire is the beloved Muppet The Count. The image is tinted purple to match The Count’s color.

AH AH AH AH AH!
Lionel Mandrake :pdx_badge:mandrakeOPE@pdx.social
2024-08-21

@francehopper I suspect Juno and Sushi. 🦦 🦦

Lionel Mandrake :pdx_badge:mandrakeOPE@pdx.social
2024-08-04

@GottaLaff Says the Grinch.

Lionel Mandrake :pdx_badge: boosted:
Dave Wood 🇨🇦davewoodx
2024-04-27

WTF . I’m minding my own business, and get an alert on my watch & phone. “Sign in with your AppleID”. Ok, why? I enter my password anyway. Then: Locked out. WTF? Then worse. I can’t unlock my account for an hour because I’m not at a familiar location. I’m home. Where I rarely leave. If my home isn’t familiar, where the hell is?

Apple ID Locked
Your Apple ID has been locked for security reasons. To unlock it, you must verify your identity.Security Delay Required to Reset Password

A security delay is required because Stolen Device Protection is turned on and this device is not at a familiar location.

The security delay will last for 1 hour.

You will still be able to use your iPhone during this delay.

The location of this iPhone will not be visible at iCloud.com until the delay has ended.
Lionel Mandrake :pdx_badge:mandrakeOPE@pdx.social
2024-04-21

@SazeracLA Sandwiches of History? Did your sandwich shoot Jack Lemmon or something? 😜 Congratulations! 🥳

Lionel Mandrake :pdx_badge:mandrakeOPE@pdx.social
2024-04-05

@SazeracLA I wonder if "Chili Chang Dick" is trademarked? 🤔

Lionel Mandrake :pdx_badge:mandrakeOPE@pdx.social
2024-04-04

@lmc I grew up in the Bay Area and then lived in L.A. 25+ years, during which time my "hatred" of the Dodgers mellowed into a mild dislike. At this point I root for individual players on many teams...plus the Giants, of course.

Lionel Mandrake :pdx_badge:mandrakeOPE@pdx.social
2024-04-04

@lmc As a Giants fan *and* an Ohtani fan, I have mixed feelings. "Woohoo! Home run Ohtani!"..."Go Giants!" 🤪

Lionel Mandrake :pdx_badge:mandrakeOPE@pdx.social
2024-03-30

@SazeracLA So it wasn't a good friday after all. 😭

Lionel Mandrake :pdx_badge: boosted:
2024-03-26

@steveumstead

World's most famous Bible grifters...

Images of Ryan O'Neal (Paper Moon 1973) and Donald Trump (today) selling bibles as a grift.
Lionel Mandrake :pdx_badge:mandrakeOPE@pdx.social
2024-03-24

@francehopper What you really need is a portal that leads from your home to Ikea and back. 🤓

Lionel Mandrake :pdx_badge:mandrakeOPE@pdx.social
2024-03-22

@hellomiakoda Many libraries also work with digital streaming services. For example, Multnomah County Library works with Hoopla:

multcolib.org/resources/hoopla

And Washington County Cooperative Library Services works with Kanopy:

wccls.org/streaming-video

Cheers!

Lionel Mandrake :pdx_badge:mandrakeOPE@pdx.social
2024-03-17

One For Sorrow (Two For Joy Division)

#NurseryRhymeABandOrArtist
#HashTagGames

Lionel Mandrake :pdx_badge:mandrakeOPE@pdx.social
2024-03-17

This Is The Bauhaus That Jack Built

#NurseryRhymeABandOrArtist
#HashTagGames

Lionel Mandrake :pdx_badge:mandrakeOPE@pdx.social
2024-03-17
Lionel Mandrake :pdx_badge:mandrakeOPE@pdx.social
2024-03-17
Lionel Mandrake :pdx_badge:mandrakeOPE@pdx.social
2024-03-09

@ingalls Oh, that's a *map*! I thought it was a complicated soccer strategy. 🤡

Lionel Mandrake :pdx_badge:mandrakeOPE@pdx.social
2024-03-09

@SazeracLA At any point in this dream were you watching Star Trek: TOS on a little TV? 😜

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