Mark Tyndall

Physicist, Trombonist, Archer.
Possibly lapsed.

Mark Tyndall boosted:
2025-08-13

I'm on the server floor of a "highly secure data center with 24/7/365 surveillance, direct access control and robust perimeter security".

An actual duck just walked by. 🦆

The panic is absolutely glorious. I think this just became one of the highlights of my life.

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Sarah Peper 🏳️‍⚧️jay_peper@chaos.social
2025-08-13

"You're not building protected bike lanes for the people who are biking today, You're building it for the people who aren't biking today because it's not safe" @notjustbikes

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Flippin' 'eck, Tucker!losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2025-08-12

It's been years since I've bought anything from them (so yes I've contributed to the problem) but eBuyer used to be my go-to supplier of computer equipment. Looks like they've fallen on hard times & been bought out by Mike Ashley's Fraser Group, likely to become an online retailer of general stuff.

#eBuyer #eBuyerUK #FraserGroup

theregister.com/2025/08/12/uk_

Mark Tyndallmarktyndall
2025-08-12

@losttourist urrghh. Likewise; though the last few PC upgrades I've done I ended up buying from Scan.

Mark Tyndall boosted:
2025-08-12

Here’s a poem called ‘Neither Rhyme nor Reason’.

Neither Rhyme Nor Reason

To make poems rhyme can sometimes be tough
as words can seem to be from the same bough,
yet each line’s ending sounds different, though,
best covered up with a hiccough or cough.
 
Was this upsetting to Byron or Yeats?
Dickinson, Wordsworth, Larkin or Keats?
Did they see these words as auditory threats?
Could they write their lines without caveats?
 
What does it matter when all’s said and done
if you read this as scone when I meant scone?
It’s hardly a crime. There’s no need to atone:
language is a bowl of thick minestrone.
 
So mumble these endings into your beard –
this poem should be seen, rather than heard.


Brian Bilston
Mark Tyndallmarktyndall
2025-08-12

@cstross if the timing's right, they'll be hot on the heels of ~6000 cyclists tackling Étape Loch Ness.

Mark Tyndallmarktyndall
2025-08-12

@anon_opin that would be taken as an invitation to start reading from the obituary column of the local paper, for the parents of many tooters here.

Mark Tyndallmarktyndall
2025-08-11

Signed up for my first 100-mile sportive, at the end of the month. (Going for a fairly flat one.)
velo29events.com/sportives/sel
Fingers crossed!

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Daniel Reedersonekind@beige.party
2025-08-10

You gotta keep 'em innovatin'

Stephen Ball writes on Facebook: 
There's been lots of big progress on curing HIV recently, with a new mRNA approach to
making the virus vulnerable, and reports that infants given anti-retrovirals early enough
show zero HIV count even when they stop the drugs.
(1 worked with Retrovir and others in a lab about 20 years ago, so this is exciting)
But what | didn't expect was that one person contributing to the success of the last month's
MRNA breakthrough was... the lead singer of the band The Offspring, Dexter Holland.
He quit Uni in 1994 when the band took off, and went back in 2017 to finish his PhD in
“molecular biology", and wrote a paper called:
“Discovery of Mature MicroRNA Sequences within the Protein-Coding Regions of Global
HIV-1 Genomes: Predictions of Novel Mechanisms for Viral Infection and Pathogenicity"
‘which the latest HIV work may have built on. The paper was also “heavily cited in creating
the COVID-19 vaccine" (according to the internet). He did talk about mRNA and the
Moderna vax in 2021.
So there you go. The dude who sang "Pretty Fly For A White Guy" may have just helped to
cure AIDS.
(He also kicked out the band's drummer in 2021 after 14 years because the drummer was
anti-vax, and frankly the lead singer had been heavily influential in developing *that specific
vax’, so).
Mark Tyndallmarktyndall
2025-08-08

I don't remember Robbie bleaching his hair...

Mark Tyndallmarktyndall
2025-08-08

@pdcawley disowning not required!

Mark Tyndallmarktyndall
2025-08-08

fascinated to find out that our Tiktok-inhabiting youngster had not heard It's Like That; but knew Celine fucking Dion instantly.
Tiktok, how are you getting stuff so wrong?

Mark Tyndallmarktyndall
2025-08-08

play Space & Cerys FFS!

Mark Tyndallmarktyndall
2025-08-08

@losttourist "ancient" FFS.
My internal clock is convinced that the 90s were 10 years ago maximum.

Mark Tyndallmarktyndall
2025-08-03

@anon_opin see also hogget/mutton vs lamb

Mark Tyndall boosted:
2025-07-31

From my local WhatsApp group:

The Welsh Government are doing a consultation on its pro-trans schools policy. UK Gender Critical activists are upset and are trying to brigade it to push it in an anti-trans direction. Please fill out the consultation to try to reinforce the pro-trans stance.

gov.wales/rights-respect-equal

The deadline is 31 July 2025.

NB: Please only respond if you live in Wales! If you don't but want to help, please boost this and share it on other social networks. Thank you. ✨

#trans #transRights #Wales #Cymru

Mark Tyndallmarktyndall
2025-07-29

Don’t say: “Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s an irrational response to impending global recession.”

I do enjoy
theguardian.com/fashion/2025/j

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Anon Opinanon_opin
2025-07-28

No, inheritance tax isn't a double tax on your already taxed, hard earned money. You're dead. You don't pay it. It's paid, to all intents and purposes, by the people receiving the inheritance, who absolutely did not earn it, and don't deserve a massive tax free windfall.

Mark Tyndall boosted:
2025-07-28
NEW LOCATION KLAXON

Welcome to Crummackdale, north of Austwick, this valley is oft-overlooked but features some of the most extensive limestone pavement and scars in all of the Yorkshire Dales.

Extra bonus: Pen-y-Ghent looking like pure drama.

There's plenty more images from this day, send your eyespheres here https://www.iancylkowski.com/blog/2025/7/27/crummackdale-yorkshire-dales-summer 👍
A dramatic landscape view of Crummackdale in the Yorkshire Dales, looking towards the distinctive flat-topped hill of Pen-y-Ghent in the distance. The scene is bathed in soft, moody light as sunlight breaks through heavy, textured clouds, casting patches of brightness on the grassy slopes and limestone cliffs below. The foreground is filled with rich green grass and rolling hills, while the middle ground reveals the pale, weathered limestone escarpments that contrast sharply with the darker, shadowed slopes of Pen-y-Ghent behind. The overall atmosphere is one of rugged natural beauty and changing weather, typical of this iconic English upland area.A sweeping view of the patchwork farmland in the Yorkshire Dales, looking southwards towards the distant silhouette of Pendle Hill under a partly cloudy sky. The foreground features rolling green fields divided by traditional dry stone walls and scattered with grazing sheep and cattle. A winding narrow country lane snakes through the hills, drawing the eye deeper into the landscape. The middle distance shows a mix of farmland, woodland, and scattered farm buildings, while the far horizon reveals the iconic rounded shape of Pendle Hill, softened by a light haze. The overall atmosphere is calm and pastoral, showcasing the rural charm and agricultural heritage of this classic northern English countryside.A picturesque view of Crummackdale in the Yorkshire Dales, focusing on the rugged limestone landscape known as Moughton Scar in the distance. The foreground is dominated by a traditional dry stone wall that zigzags across the green grassy hillside, leading the eye deeper into the scene. Beyond the wall, the scar itself rises with its characteristic pale limestone rock formations, patches of grass, and gentle slopes. The sky above is mostly cloudy with soft, diffused light illuminating the landscape, creating a serene and timeless rural atmosphere typical of this historic upland area in northern England.An expansive view from the top of Crummackdale, showcasing the distinctive limestone pavement that spreads broadly across the landscape. The foreground features weathered grey limestone slabs with deep fissures and clints typical of this geological formation, interspersed with patches of grass. Beyond the pavement, the land rises gently to grassy hills and ridges, bathed in dappled sunlight under a partly cloudy sky. In the distance, lush green fields and rolling hills stretch towards the horizon, creating a striking contrast with the rugged limestone. The overall scene conveys the unique natural beauty and geological character of the Yorkshire Dales uplands.

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