@stevenleec this is f*cking RIGHT

Bombed a podcast with seven listeners. A new low?

@stevenleec I get it

There is no difference between a disguise and a costume

Imagine washing your hands in the worlds tiniest sink. Scared yet?

Wanted country fried chicken tonight from Texas Roadhouse but had to settle for chicken crispers from chilis. Doesn’t fill the hole, but it does make me feel awful

I want to see how the video processing is here #beer #oktoberfest #real #fun

Ya never wanna be the one first to like a post. Seems indulgent

Wet Noodles on Parade- a new song I’m working on. It’s horrible. Probably the worst song ever written. It’s not funny either- it’s just mean spirited. Maybe unsavory

Trying to get my friend Steven to join this app. Hey Steven, hurry up man #steven #comeon

I wonder if it’s #collectiveconsciousness that brought us all here recently

Imagine trying to ham it up with a piggy pig. Pig piggy pig!

Have you eaten red meat? Good luck hanging out with a pig. Or cow for that matter. Forsee the guilt in your eyes. Me personally gave up red meat after looking a cow in the eyes and realizing I could not kill that animal with my bare hands. That was two whole weeks ago.

A chicken on the other hand? I likely could kill a chicken. Would not be thrilled about it, but definitely could see myself doing that.

Not to mention the pollution!

I never used #twitter (the platform currently known as X), so this feels weird to me. But I never shut up so it is fitting

Everything in #newengland is about the damn Patriots. I want to see some beautiful landscapes! And maybe even- things to do!

@zackgomez Just got on here, I'd love to see this too. Gotta rally all the New Englanders together I think

Me if'n we achieve an #utopia ;

Up top, yah?

Fully stocked string cheese at the supermarket. I hope this #abundance continues for eternity.

Part two: Are there supermarkets in heaven? If so, is there only one brand of supermarket (state owned), or are there options ( #capitalism utopia)?

Imagine being so hungry that you have to eat an entire #sandwich for lunch

It's time to put the cha cha cha's back in happy birthday.

It's not unreasonable to #pee a hundred or so times a day. That is, if you are drinking too much water!