My black cat loves horror movies. Go figure…. #catsofmastodon

When life gets tough just sleep with your head under the bed. #dogsofmastodon

@thepoliticalcat @mblindqvist most definitely! The vacuum and thunder - their worst nightmares! Lol

The vacuum is on in the living room. These two are hiding out in the bedroom so it doesn’t get them. #dogsofmastodon

@TheTweetOfGod you made us naked. In a garden. With snakes. Who’s the stupid one??

Nobody warned me about how gassy one gets when going vegan! I do hope that eventually subsides! #VeganForTheAnimals #silentbutdeadly

When you feel down it’s important to have a little Dino friend nearby. #dogsofmastodon

One white whisker #kingofmischief #catsofmastodon

Movie time!

Snoozles. Master Class. #lovemydogs #dogsofmastadon

Crap week. Buried a family member. Gone way too soon. Too soon.

Before and after a piece of cheese #dogsofmastodon

@effies Hello Bagel!!

Her beauty stuns me #catsofmastodon

Sometimes we just sit and look at each other. Sometimes I catch her just staring at me. Should I be afraid? #catsofmastodon #murdervibes

Sleep is an elusive thing, isn’t it?

Rooting my own horn. I’ve been meat free for three weeks. That is all. Thank you. #meatfree #veggiesforlife

I had a dream last night. One of my dogs could talk. Just suddenly started talking. He said he always knew how to talk but just chose not to. When I asked him why he told me it was because he didn’t think I was very smart and I would be boring to converse with. I woke up feeling very insulted by him. But then I saw him drink from the toilet and realized I was still smarter than him! #dreams #dogsofmastodon

I genuinely don't remember making you all this stupid.

This movie…this…traumatized me. Full on ugly cry. For hours. I will never eat meat again. Ever. #EO #lifechanger