Mike Satz

Aspiring bar owner, did a thing or two in education & politics. Dad & Navy vet. He/him.

Mike Satzmikesatz
2022-12-20

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2022-12-19
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2022-12-19

BREAKING: The January 6 select committee is urging the Justice Department to prosecute Donald Trump on at least four separate CRIMINAL charges β€” including the rare and very serious charge of assisting or aiding an insurrection. This has never happened before in U.S. history.

Mike Satzmikesatz
2022-12-19

How does a man on the moon cut his hair?

*Activate Cockney accent* Eclipse it.

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Melissa DavlinDavlin@journa.host
2022-12-19

Even after watching every Jan. 6th hearing and knowing these referrals were coming, it's really something to hear these criminal referrals. What a moment in history. #Jan6

Mike Satzmikesatz
2022-12-19

@zebpalmer Zeb β€œharbinger of doom” Palmer: PERFECT TRAVEL WEATHER! πŸ˜‚

Mike Satzmikesatz
2022-12-19

Today’s feels. Literal and figurative.

Mike Satzmikesatz
2022-12-19

@GregSergienko You too Greg!

Mike Satzmikesatz
2022-12-19

β€˜Tis the season!

Mike Satzmikesatz
2022-12-19

To the point.

Mike Satzmikesatz
2022-12-17

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.
πŸ₯Έ

Mike Satzmikesatz
2022-12-16

@Kitchi OMG πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Mike Satz boosted:
2022-12-16

There is if you fu*king spell it right.

Mike Satzmikesatz
2022-12-16

How does a non-binary samurai kill people?

They/them
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Mike Satzmikesatz
2022-12-08

@jfrazier 🀣

Mike Satz boosted:
2022-12-08

On Twitter it took us almost 5 years to reach to 50,000 followers.

Here at Mastodon we may be able to do it within one month.

Support our mission & amplify our voice.

#follow #Auschwitz #memory #museums #memory #history #fediverse #mastodon

Mike Satzmikesatz
2022-12-08

World Cup Dad Joke:

What lights up a soccer stadium?

A soccer match.

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Mike Satzmikesatz
2022-12-08

🦘🦘🦘

Mike Satzmikesatz
2022-12-07

What do you call an angry carrot?

A steamed veggie!

Mike Satzmikesatz
2022-12-07

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