Some species of frog can jump higher than a 3-storey office building. It's because of their immensely powerful hind legs, and also the fact that office buildings cannot jump.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes

With the cost of so many things going up, it's nice to see that writing paper remains stationary.

https://lemmy.ca/post/46455065

I started downloading the movie Jaws the other day. Sadly, after one megabyte my computer died.
#dadjokes #movies #sharks

What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?

They can't control their pupils.

#DadJoke #DadJokes

I thought the doughnut in the shop window looked really shiny …

Then I realised it was double glazing.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

Extreme Improv Joke of the Day

New episode daily!

#jokes #dadjokes #dadjoke #dadjokeoftheday #dadjokesbadjokes #dadjokesfordays

A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night.

oof.

#dadjokes

#STTOS #StarTrek #DadJokes #Humor

You know not everyone thinks of Cleopatra as beautiful…
… but that’s how Julius Caesar

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #romanhumour

Mein Sohn hat schon Kopfschmerzen von meinen billigen #Dadjokes. Gebe ihm jetzt erstmal eine Ibuprofan.

Start rekt

https://lemmy.world/post/31616466

@hollowone 😉 This honey will … Wait for it … Blow your mind. 🥁 #DadJokes

When Dad drops a pea off of his plate ‘oh dear I’ve pee’d on the table!

#DadJoke #DadJokes

Dad Jokes Time: Groaning over virtual meetings, but in a good way! #humor #dadjokes
https://youtube.com/shorts/EtuV2S5gQVs?feature=share

My friend is an expert in making clown shoes.

It’s no small feat.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes