Norm Tovey-Walsh

By way of , I'm an inveterate hacker of markup (XML, HTML, SGML, TeX, JSON, DocBook, RELAX NG, XML Schema, Schematron) and wrangler of bits (XProc, XSLT, XQuery, Java, Scala, Python, JavaScript, C#). Author. Photographer. Occasional cook. Frequent bottle washer. Employed by Saxonica. Resident of Wales. Website tinkerer, norm.tovey-walsh.com/

Norm Tovey-Walshndw
2024-06-30

Server migration as a displacement activity. (I'm fighting with a big refactor in my XProc implementation and it's not going as well as I'd like this afternoon, so I'm doing something else for a while.) Theory, as I understand it, says y'all will migrate with me. In practice, if my next toot never arrives or doesn't come from toot.wales, something went wrong!

Norm Tovey-Walshndw
2024-06-30

Grilled American Cheese crisps. Kindof the right flavor at first, then an overwhelming assault of onion powder.

so.nwalsh.com/2024/06/29/185614

A packet of McCoy’s Epic Eats Grilled American Cheese crisps
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Jenny ListJennyList
2024-06-30

I'm not seeing a credible solution to Britain's housing crisis from any of the parties. It's all "Here, have more unsustainable debt", or "It's the immigrants' fault", as they pander to elderly NIMBYs.

When I see a party that will tax second homes and buy to lets into oblivion, control rents, come down hard on dodgy landlords, rebuild the social housing stock, and build build build like it's 1948, then I will sit up and take notice.

Until then, my country has nothing to offer me.

Norm Tovey-Walsh boosted:
2024-06-29

The irony is not lost on me that the Internet Archive went out of its way to acquire the physical versions of millions of books and loan them out carefully and in a limited way, and is facing a near-extinction-level event over it, while for-profit and VC-backed companies are just stealing people’s content and making up excuses to validate the bad behavior.

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Serge K. Keller 🦣citizenk
2024-06-28

Zeitgeist

Fermate il mondo, voglio scendere.
Norm Tovey-Walsh boosted:
2024-06-28

Save your screeds. Save your online yelling about any of it.

VOTE.

Norm Tovey-Walsh boosted:
2024-06-28

Can't believe Little Bobby Tables is all grown up and has had their first kid, Ignore All Previous Instructions

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Andrea Grandi 🦕andreagrandi
2024-06-28

Friendly reminder: companies are not focused on where can be more useful to people. They are focused on where it can make these companies more money.

Norm Tovey-Walsh boosted:
2024-06-28

Not only did we prove our universe was a simulation, but we’ve probed the hardware our simulation is running on.

Well, I say “hardware”, but we think our universe is running under a hypervisor, collocated with other universes. And thanks to a communication backchannel vulnerability in that hypervisor, we’re able to talk with one of those universes.

Now we think we’ve found a privilege escalation, so once we’ve contacted all the other universes, we’re going to try and get root.

#MicroFiction

Norm Tovey-Walshndw
2024-06-28

@matuzo I cheated by testing it (in Firefox, anyway), so I won't vote. Then I tried a few experiments. I certainly couldn't explain the behavior if I was asked!

Norm Tovey-Walshndw
2024-06-28

@slightlyoff "So that’s Perplexity’s real innovation here: shattering the foundations of trust that built the internet. The question is if any of its users or investors care." The investors presumably actively anti-care. The users, well, who knows. Some might, but most probably won't even be aware of the problem. The question is, what forces, if any, can those of us who care deeply, bring to bear?

Norm Tovey-Walsh boosted:
2024-06-27

The boss makes a dollar,
I make a dime
That was a poem
From a simpler time

Now his boss makes 1000
While I make a cent
And he's got employees
That can't make the rent

When the CEO makes a million
And we don't make jack
That's when we riot
To take it all back

Now Mr investor
If this seems extreme
I have to remind you
It beats guillotines

(from a user on Reddit)

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2024-06-27

$vendor: *announces new product version*
Me: Oh, what's new?
$vendor: AI
Me:

One of the penguins from the Disney movie "Madagascar". He stares into space, visibly irritated. Text below: *internal screaming*
Norm Tovey-Walsh boosted:
2024-06-27

The airborne virus, #SARSCoV2, that causes the disease 'COVID-19', hasn't gone away.
England latest:
2,815 Cases [in 7 days to 19 Jun 2024]: +33.5%
146 Deaths [in 7 days to 14 Jun 2024]: +5%
A persistent pathogen, 'raison d'être', to infect its host, replicate, and avoid arrest.

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Joshua Izjoshuaiz
2024-06-27

@pluralistic Another point about music copyright: until the rise of digital sampling, melodies and lyrics could be copyrighted but *not* drum patterns or bass lines. This was a clearly racist interpretation of copyright meant to disenfranchise non-european-based music. The legacies of this practice still reverberate today.

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Randahl Finkrandahl
2024-06-27

All over the world, voters should beware, that whenever politicians talk about immigrants, it is because they have no solutions to the problems that matter most.

Healthcare crisis in the UK? Talk about immigrants.

Children getting shot because of idiotic gun laws in the US? Talk about immigrants.

"Look over there! Someone is coming to eat your cake!", is the oldest trick in the book, and politicians use it for the sole purpose of moving attention away from their own political incompetence.

Norm Tovey-Walshndw
2024-06-27

@pbx For occasional use, I find github.com/ndw/xmlunicode handy. But, I wrote it, so I guess I would!

Norm Tovey-Walshndw
2024-06-27

@murderbotbot They scare us all, murderbot, they scare us all.

Norm Tovey-Walshndw
2024-06-27

@etenil@emacs.ch Ha! I also used FVWM in 1994!

Norm Tovey-Walshndw
2024-06-27

The automated, mechanical voice that manages the call queue for our surgery says, in part, "did you know we have a website where you can order repeat prescriptions..." but in its particular intonation that sounds very much like "where you can order pizza" and my brain goes "wait, wut?" everytime it's repeated.

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