Irene || neo pessimist

She/her, 24yo || #Rizzy truther and ghost quartet enthusiast. I draw a lot :) || 18+

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Mac | HopelessScribehopelessscribe@clacks.link
2024-08-18

new fic! and not just any, but my 100th fic on Ao3!!

archiveofourown.org/works/5795

I went to the renassaince faire here in WA recently, and the milk company had a stand there, so I had to inflict that on Izzy Hands. So did Roach.

#izzyhands #roachofmd #rizzy #ofmd #ofmdfanfiction @ofmd @izzycanyon

Works (100) Ao3
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Rizzy Nation Flexrizzyflex@blorbo.social
2024-08-18

Israel Hands/Roach (Our Flag Means Death) has surpassed AO3 tag Agent 47/Diana Burnwood by 175 works

#ofmd #fanfiction #rizzy #hitmangames #hitman #izzyhands #roachofmd @ofmd @izzycanyon

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2024-06-21

rizzyzine.art/2024/06/16/from-

Just like last year, the rizzy server is proud to draw #rizzyweek towards its close with a new zine!

For a long time, many of us have dreamed of compiling together all the art made for collaborative multiverse of the #rizzy lounge singer au. This zine is that collection! Complete with a new addition of a writing game with new authors joining the au!

Cover art by @neo__pessimist

@ofmd @izzycanyon

Cover art of roach in a gold cocktail dress while izzy is in a tux and sitting at a grand piano. The title reads From the Sparrow's Nest. Rizzy week 2024 lounge au
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2024-06-21

@ofmd @izzycanyon

You can find the writing game fic on Ao3 here as well archiveofourown.org/works/5667

Irene || neo pessimistneo__pessimist@blorbo.social
2024-04-28

@ariel thank you :blobuwu: :blobuwu:

Irene || neo pessimistneo__pessimist@blorbo.social
2024-04-28

@ariel hehe, I really enjoy drawing smudged lipstick, and this one is super subtle 🤭
Thank you!! :blobcatmelt: :blobcatmelt:

Irene || neo pessimistneo__pessimist@blorbo.social
2024-04-26

Happy #lesbian visibility week :ablobpats:

#rizzy #ofmd #izzyhands #roachofmd

Sketch of lesbian rizzy looking at each other with big grins. Roach has her hands in Izzy's hair and Izzy's hand is in turn resting on Roach's thigh. 
Izzy has deep red lipstick on, smudged and transferred on Roach. 
Love is real!
Irene || neo pessimistneo__pessimist@blorbo.social
2024-04-26

@RizzysThird :blobcatboo: get kisseddd

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Irene || neo pessimistneo__pessimist@blorbo.social
2024-04-25

I've been struggling with art lately but here's a doodle I managed to scrap together
#rizzy #izzyhands #roachofmd #ofmd

Doodle of Izzy and Roach in a calm moment. Roach is laid back, resting on Izzy, looking up at him. They're both relaxed and smiley, and Izzy is singing quietly.
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2024-04-25

We're getting very excited for #rizzyweek! How about you?

"Rizzy Week 2024" spelled out in art of various media by an assortment of rizzy shippers each taking a letter
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2024-04-06

We're bringing back #RizzyWeek (and to Mastodon) on the 10th-16th of June ! A week long bingo challenge for #Rizzy fanworks - become a certified Chaos Baby by completing a line, or become the ultimate Chaos Daddy by finishing the card! Bookmark this thread for more info.

Bingo cards below! 👇

Graphic of a map, which reads: 
"Rizzy Week 2024. 10th to 16th June. Bingo challenges in the thread below. A week to celebrate our chaos mommy and daddy."

On the map there's two chibi, one of Izzy and one of Roach. Izzy is sitting on his butt, holding up a paper cutout of two people holding hands, colored in to look like Izzy and Roach. 
Roach is sitting on his tummy, legs dangling behind him. His face is resting on his palm and he smiles are he doodles two stick figures on paper with a pink floofy pen; it's a crude stick men depiction of him and Izzy having sex.
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2024-04-06

We have three bingo cards for you to choose from: SFW, NSFW, and an AU-only card. Tag us in your amazing creations and your bingos, and use the #Rizzyweek hashtag for posting!
Prompts are very much open to interpretation, so we can't wait to see what you come up with!
@ofmd @izzycanyon
@ofmdfanart @ofmdfanfic

The Rizzy Week AU-only Edition bingo card. A green and blue 5 x 5 bingo card surrounded by flowers.

From left to right:
Line 1: fantasy/magic, space cowboys, hospital, farmer's market, musicians
Line 2: pro wrestling, flower shop/tattoo parlor, circus, catboys, internet rivals
Line 3: monsters, superhumans, free space (a symbol reminiscent of Izzy's cheek tattoo), robots/androids,magical girls
Line 4: western, reality tv cooking competition, fishermen, myths/folklore/religion, buskers
Line 5: spies, academia, movie (your choice), inanimate objects, sportsThe Rizzy Week NSFW Edition bingo card. A blue and yellow 5 x 5 bingo card surrounded by flowers.

From left to right:
Line 1: cannibalism, monster fucker, shibari, fuck or die, knives
Line 2: medical kink, kitchen utensils, denial, roleplay, hate sex
Line 3: wire play, biting, free space (a symbol reminiscent of Izzy's cheek tattoo), military grade explosives, dom Izzy
Line 4: trans Izzy/roach, fighting or fucking?, cock warmer and cook, inconvenient and ill-timed, circle jerk
Line 5: piss, sex pollen, seduction bet, period sex, feetThe Rizzy Week SFW Edition bingo card. A pink and purple 5 x 5 bingo card surrounded by flowers.

From left to right:
Line 1: Rivals to lovers, Childhood Friends, Meetcringe, Long Distance, Hearty Soup 
Line 2: Household duties, Massage, Recipes, Roach's sash, crossover
Line 3: Robot 4 robot, backstory, free space (a symbol reminiscent of Izzy's cheek tattoo), sword fighting, lesbians
Line 4: panic attack, blind date, slice of life, stuck together, amputation
Line 5: mold, travel, body horror, lost scene/rewrite, whump
Irene || neo pessimistneo__pessimist@blorbo.social
2024-04-04

:blobcoffee: good morning world, mastodon gets it first since #Rizzy won @tikli 's #ofmd ship poll
There's like 4 of us on here somehow and we are powerful :smugcat:

Have some guys:)
@IzzyCanyon #izzyhands #roachofmd

Fanart of canon era Roach and Izzy sharing a smoke. Roach, cigarillo in his mouth, is helping light Izzy's own. Izzy is bending down into it, in front of Roach's hands and inhaling. 

Izzy's also holding a cup of something in it. It's a calm time.
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2024-04-04
Irene || neo pessimistneo__pessimist@blorbo.social
2024-04-03

@tikli LONGEST YEAH BOI EVER

Irene || neo pessimist boosted:
2024-04-03

YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE WHO WON THIS POLL!!!

It was a close call, but #Rizzy got 41% of the votes while #SteddyHands got only 35%. #EdIzzy and #Ouizzy both got 12%.

@izzycanyon #IzzyCanyon #IzzyHands blorbo.social/@tikli/112191277

Irene || neo pessimistneo__pessimist@blorbo.social
2024-04-03

@RizzysThird omggg :blobhaj_heart: :blobhaj_heart: :blobhaj_heart:

Irene || neo pessimistneo__pessimist@blorbo.social
2024-04-03

@RizzysThird HEHEHE I hope it helped the kissy need 🤭🤭🤭

Irene || neo pessimistneo__pessimist@blorbo.social
2024-04-03

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