Rasmus Grouleff (he/him)

It is I, Grouleff!

100% natural and organic intelligence 🧠

I make computer go brrr. Mostly using #Ruby, but I also dabble in #RustLang and #Swift / #SwiftLang

I post mainly in #Danish, and occasionally in #English.

I like #cycling / #cykling, #running / #MastoRunDK, and #coffee.

I am the caretaker of #MusikalskPlanke, the daily chance to do a bit of planking, together with @klgn.

Born at 338.99 ppm.

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2025-05-30

A bit shocked, but the zipper thing actually worked

#Quilting #InarticulateZip

A small quilt top featuring a giant pair of pieced red lips held closed by an actual silver zipper, shown in full on a design wall. Above and below are several borders that stretch from side to side, made from two alternating peach fabrics set off with red and white striped accents. The area between the two accents is machine embroidered in a fun red font - above reads “They will not quiet us” and below reads “Our voices have power”.The same zipped lips quilt top as in the first photo, only the zipper has been unzipped and the quilt is much longer. Though the top and bottom borders are still visible, a wide center section now shows as well, so that the quilt top resembles an open mouth. Inside the ‘mouth’ are wonkily pieced letters reading “Refuse to be Silent!” The letters are sewn from a pinkish purple fabric and set on a scrappy purplish pink background.
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TACO Duchess Of SnorkDuchessOfSnork@musicians.today
2025-05-30

You know John Mastodon, but have you heard of Fedi Mercury?

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2025-05-30
A cartoon illustration of a dog lying on a bed thinking. Caption reads "Buster would sometimes spend entire afternoons going over and over the idea of an ever expanding universe with its pulsating cepheid variables in the large Magellanic Cloud and what his roles was within it all."
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2025-05-30

LinkedIn claim about some AI coding product:

- It works like a very fast and competent developer

- It requires *close supervision and significant effort in reviewing and testing the output*

Because, as we all know, that is how competent developers works.

Screenshot of a infographic found on LinkedIn about "replit":

- It works like a very fast and competent developer

- It requires *close supervision and significant effort in reviewing and testing the output*
Rasmus Grouleff (he/him)nerdd@mstdn.social
2025-05-30

@solar_chase @jwcph The Danish energy company, Ørsted, was originally named DONG (short for Dansk Olie og Naturgas - Danish Oil and Natural Gas).

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2025-05-30

My fellow nerds: a question about your personal machines:

What is your favourite quality-of-life tweak you've made to your system?

An alias? A utility, a setting, something in .bashrc or ~/bin?

I'd like to know.

Rasmus Grouleff (he/him)nerdd@mstdn.social
2025-05-30
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2025-05-29
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mikkermikker
2025-05-29

We’re going to Berlin this summer. Family of five, kids are 5, 7 and 10.
Recommendations for activities, places, hotels, food, anything welcome!

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Natasha Jay (she/her) 🇪🇺Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt
2025-05-29

Pride cat 🌈 is here to give you a free timeline cleanser

A close up photo of a black cat but with a rainbow of colours refracted onto one side of it's face
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Roonie the Rabbitrooniecomics@comics.town
2025-05-29
FLYNN: Do as I say, not as I do. | ROONIE: ((Sounds complicated.)) | ROONIE: ((I just won't do ANYTHING.))
Rasmus Grouleff (he/him)nerdd@mstdn.social
2025-05-29
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2025-05-29
Rasmus Grouleff (he/him)nerdd@mstdn.social
2025-05-29

@folfdk Jo, belastningen er helt anderledes. Jeg kan ikke huske, hvor jeg hørte om det, men der er også noget om, at løberes akillessener er stærkere end cyklisters. Så cyklister, som løber, kan ikke overføre lige så meget kraft i afsættet.

Løbeteknik betyder helt sikkert også noget, og det er også bare nemmere at træne med to ture om ugen i stedet for en 😅

Rasmus Grouleff (he/him)nerdd@mstdn.social
2025-05-29
Rasmus Grouleff (he/him)nerdd@mstdn.social
2025-05-29

@folfdk Tak!

Cykling er vildt godt til udholdenheden. Jeg tror farten til gengæld er kommet af, at jeg den sidste måneds tid har været ude to gange om ugen i stedet for kun en enkelt gang.

Rasmus Grouleff (he/him)nerdd@mstdn.social
2025-05-29
Rasmus Grouleff (he/him)nerdd@mstdn.social
2025-05-29

Det er ikke første gang, jeg nævner det: Jeg har overhovedet ingen fornemmelse for pace!

Jeg troede, jeg lå omkring 5:15 min/km, ikke mindst fordi det slet ikke føltes som en hård tur. Og så viser det sig, at jeg har ligget med 4:57 min/km i gennemsnit 🤯🤯🤯

#MastoRunDk

Kortudsnit, distance og tid for min løbetur.

Den var på 9,14 km, og jeg brugte 45 minutter og 18 sekunder.
Rasmus Grouleff (he/him)nerdd@mstdn.social
2025-05-29
Rasmus Grouleff (he/him)nerdd@mstdn.social
2025-05-29

@fanden Toot toot motherfuckers! 💨

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