Noble Shift

I live on a small 29 foot cruising sailboat out to see the world and be of help ...

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"... To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed ... " - Bill Watterson

Noble Shiftnobleshift
2025-11-15

SE Florida is a two story home with no front/back doors. Every time you want to enter or leave you have to climb through a 2nd story window, no rope, no stairs, nothing. When you point that out and say we need a door, you're called an idiot / p*ssy / or run over. That's what it's like living here. They are so ferociously unintelligent that they are prideful of their ignorance and conflate self inflicted suffering with being tough.

Noble Shiftnobleshift
2025-11-10

If there ever was a time that we needed a new RATM release, it's now.

Noble Shiftnobleshift
2025-07-22
Noble Shiftnobleshift
2025-07-10
Noble Shiftnobleshift
2025-06-06

The new (to me) 2GM20 has passed the compression test! Injectors and injector pump need to be rebuilt, and my neighbors @sv_smokeshow are going to let me pick off their scrapped motor that drowned. ETA July 4th for installation!

Noble Shiftnobleshift
2025-05-19

Tonight we settle all family business...Closure on all of the fronts.

And tomorrow we start clean & healthy, just like we ended today.

Growing older is balls ....

Noble Shiftnobleshift
2025-04-18

Well I've been doing Marine electrical work for about six weeks now, and my 1st solo project is designing a 70 kWa power system for a brand new 40' commercial pontoon boat.

Holy sh*t. Frying pan, meet fire.

Noble Shiftnobleshift
2025-04-10

Today, after 7 years, I felt pride being a Mimian for the 1st time defending the women at the deli against a racist customer's verbal assault. If you don't want to be in Spanish speaking America, then fuck off & don't poison us with your narrow minded bigoted bullshit.

Noble Shiftnobleshift
2025-03-28

Well Miami no longer has a low income dental clinic. The single dentist they had left (a very nice Colombian lady), and I quote "I don't know if we're getting another one". That's the Miami government summed up.

Noble Shiftnobleshift
2025-03-15

Good Morning, I love you.

Noble Shiftnobleshift
2025-02-25

Two kinds of sailors/captains/Sea people: When a storm is rolling in, those who are trying to get to shore & off the boat, and those trying to get from the shore & back on the boat.

Noble Shiftnobleshift
2025-02-09

Installing Social Media on a separate tablet and deleting them off my phone has improved my time. 10/10 would recommend.

Noble Shiftnobleshift
2025-01-28

I don't know what it's like where you are, but here in Miami are $1 a piece.

Noble Shiftnobleshift
2025-01-27

Let me describe living with cormorants on a sailboat.
When they land, they shit.
When they breath, they shit.
When they think about breathing, they shit.
When they think about shitting, they shit.
When they are shitting, G*d damnit they are shitting shitting.

Then you get soap and a bucket .. again

Noble Shiftnobleshift
2025-01-25

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Noble Shiftnobleshift
2025-01-22

"Why don't you have Starlink aboard your boat?"

That's why.

Noble Shiftnobleshift
2025-01-14

After years of doing for others, who would have guessed that my disk carving skills would be used to save myself....

Noble Shiftnobleshift
2025-01-10

11:00 am, shopping done, watering done, smoked an entire filet of salmon and all that's left for the whole week is to get 100 liters of petrol. Life doesn't suck.

Noble Shiftnobleshift
2025-01-07

on Biscayne Bay, Dinner Key Miami, Florida, US

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