Lmst

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@bluish_gecko What do we say to the god of Mondays?

Not today

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Imagine you are reverse engineering the firmware of a mediocre music player (Samsung YP S3) just to be greeted with lovely photos at offset 0xBD8A0C

Photo of a (presumably) developer. With the caption: "Do U have BlueTooth? I'll ENJOY MY LIFE!"

Photo of the SW Platform P/L with the headline "We are Champion! [sic]"

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Picture of law enforcement officers with a large pile of sandwiches.

Caption:
Federal agents show
off a seizure of large
cache of unlicensed
weapons

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A female teacher stands beside a yellow humanoid robot in front of a chalkboard that says "Welcome Class." She announces, "As of this year, all teachers have been replaced by AI." Panel 2: A single human student raises his hand and asks, "Won’t the quality of our lessons suffer?" He sits alone at a desk in an otherwise empty classroom. Panel 3: The same teacher, now standing by the door, responds sternly, "All pupils have also been replaced by AI." Panel 4: Sitting next to the human student is a robot in a red cap, carving into the desk with a knife. It’s etched the words "Screw school". The human student looks sideways, disturbed and speechless.

@chloeraccoon @grumpygamer why, when the only winning move is not to play

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I am comfortable with AI...

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wrote a new big blog post today that is very relevent to my interests. you may be interested in reading

IF YOU LOVE IT, DOWNLOAD IT.

https://erysdren.me/blog/2025-08-16/

a screenshot of the top part of a blog post entitled "if you love it, download it" on the website erysdren.me

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the cuck chair

@lispi314 @yassie_j you just got me thinking of the old Brit sitcom Desmonds. Set in a Jamaican barbers in London, and it's mostly everyone popping in for a chat.

@schratze now they're all carrying parasols to keep the sun off

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A small cat sleeping with its lil leggy paws out of a rose blanket, the caption says “When you're cold but a little hot so you stick the feet out”

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Pizza is just Italian Rarebit

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Starting August 20, 2025, I will not be contributing to projects hosted on #GitHub via GitHub itself, unless I am paid handsomely for my troubles.

If I need to report an issue, or send a patch, I will either keep the report / patch to myself, publish it on my forge, or if I really, really want to contribute, I will send an e-mail. But opening an issue, or sending a PR on GitHub itself? Not going to happen, unless I'm paid for it.

#GiveUpGitHub

"my ears pop in an elevator. as a matter of fact, I don't like being this tall" #columbo

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#Reddit's started putting a scary red "Your request has been blocked by network security" thing on pages if you're using an ad blocker.

Switch the "www" in the URL for "old" and you can go back to the old view. This will also bypass having to log in to view anything.

I've noticed old dot reddit is starting to snap back to the top of the page when you back out of a link you've clicked on to read, to make it harder to keep using it.

Reddit's days as an acceptable website are running low.

@ptrc oh no, the boredom train

@digiyote even things The Culture call AI are better than the Large Lying Machine

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Mom mom can I have Banksian Culture Mind?
We have Culture Mind at home.
Culture Mind at home: LLM

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