Captain Twinkie Bucket

Not a professional golfer

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Captain Twinkie Bucketphimius@shakedown.social
2025-06-23

#Phish webcast prices are out if control. Anyone got a workaround?

Captain Twinkie Bucketphimius@shakedown.social
2025-06-20
Captain Twinkie Bucketphimius@shakedown.social
2025-06-03

🌋 Two years. Two eruptions.
Global cooling. Failed crops. Social unrest. Death.
Just a reminder: when volcanoes speak, the world listens.

#536 #1816 #Volcanoes #ClimateCollapse #YearWithoutASummer #MountTambora #DarkAges #ApocalypticHistory #HistoryNerd #DidYouKnow
4/4

Captain Twinkie Bucketphimius@shakedown.social
2025-06-03

❄️ 1816: The Year Without a Summer
Mount Tambora erupted (Indonesia), the world chilled
🌨️ Snow in June, frost in August
🌍 North America & Europe in climate freefall
🥀 Harvests collapsed, people starved
🖋️ Sparked gothic masterpieces like Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein

3/4

Captain Twinkie Bucketphimius@shakedown.social
2025-06-03

🕶️ 536 CE: Darkness at Noon
An eruption—probably in Iceland
☀️ The sun dimmed for 18 months
🌡️ Temps dropped up to 5.4°F
🌾 Crops failed, famine spread
💀 The Justinian Plague followed, killing millions
Historians call it the start of the Dark Ages
2/4

Captain Twinkie Bucketphimius@shakedown.social
2025-06-03

🌋 536 vs. 1816: Two Years the Sky Went Dark ☁️
Forget modern disasters—536 CE might’ve been the worst year to be alive… and 1816 wasn’t far behind.
What do they have in common? Massive volcanic eruptions that triggered global chaos.
1/4

Captain Twinkie Bucketphimius@shakedown.social
2025-05-31

We know which side he’d be on

Captain Twinkie Bucketphimius@shakedown.social
2025-05-28

Husband demonstrates to wife why men sometimes miss the toilet

Captain Twinkie Bucketphimius@shakedown.social
2025-05-27

11/6/21

Slow Ready -> Arcadia

Really cool use of arpeggiator to segue between the 2 songs. Anyone know of other instances where the arpeggiator was the glue?

#goose

Captain Twinkie Bucketphimius@shakedown.social
2025-05-24

@Rosey @chopaganda you going to see them July 2nd before the Folsom shows? I really really want to go.

Captain Twinkie Bucketphimius@shakedown.social
2025-05-24
Captain Twinkie Bucketphimius@shakedown.social
2025-05-22
Captain Twinkie Bucketphimius@shakedown.social
2025-05-21

What is it with human beings that we feel this need to merge 100 yards away from the actual spot? And why do I get dirty looks when I just drive up to the spot where we are supposed to actually merge?

Captain Twinkie Bucketphimius@shakedown.social
2025-05-08
Captain Twinkie Bucketphimius@shakedown.social
2025-05-08

Who knew Poles had the power to draft a pope! Talk about giving Caleb everything he needs.

#DaBears

Captain Twinkie Bucketphimius@shakedown.social
2025-05-02
Captain Twinkie Bucketphimius@shakedown.social
2025-05-02

Just began reading thru ThoughtsOnTheDead and it’s hilarious. I’m wanting to start from the beginning and am really wishing there was a book. For anyone else interested it seems like this is the first post.

#GratefulDead

thoughtsonthedead.wordpress.co

Captain Twinkie Bucketphimius@shakedown.social
2025-05-02

Definitely my favorite reply

Captain Twinkie Bucketphimius@shakedown.social
2025-04-23

Little known fact: if you’ve drank so much water that your urine comes out clear you don’t have to wash your hands.

#lifehack

Captain Twinkie Bucketphimius@shakedown.social
2025-04-17

Some SCOTUS decisions relied on an implied right to privacy—now under threat. With growing tech concerns (like AI tracking even opt-outs across the web), is a constitutional amendment for privacy on the table? Seems like it could be popular.

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