the sun hasn't set since 1989

If I DON'T play video games the world will end

If I play video games the world will end

I think we need to start bullying Ghibli Adults as much as Disney Adults.

The only thing that gets me through the day is the love I feel for my favorite number.

no more donuts #firstworldproblems

eating a donut #fuckyeah

about to eat a donut #cantwait

God wants me to play video games.

I have great hair. The world needs to know I have great hair.

Gonna start saying fuck more so people will like me.

how many dates before I can tell her I'm a Gamer

Damn it, Jim, I'm a poet, not a doctor.

I HATE MUSIC.

can't stop thinking about my ex-mountain

and we hate poopoo, wanna kill us dead in the street for shoo

In Irish we don't say "I love you," we say "Ba mhaith liom tú taobh istigh dom" which means "You are my music" and I think that's beautiful.

my conscious is clean, pass me a marshmallow

Chevrolet Chase

I'm the world's biggest fan of King Arthur.