Natalia 🪴

To the question: "my god, what are you doing?" I usually answer: my best.

Hi! My name is Natalia, a friendly neighborhood content specialist. I'm currently looking for a job abroad, and I'm going to describe my moderately interesting adventures here.

Natalia 🪴pluszysta
2025-03-06

@yogthos Saturn is not enough orange and fat here. And Europe is definitely not dead yet.

Natalia 🪴pluszysta
2025-02-23

@TheBreadmonkey I'm saving this

Natalia 🪴pluszysta
2025-02-19

@NunavutBirder So how's the weather on Mars?

Natalia 🪴pluszysta
2025-02-18

@TheJen They will stick sharpies into their eyes and eat play doh.

Natalia 🪴pluszysta
2025-02-15

@sinabhfuil This joke is so niche and I get it 🥲

Natalia 🪴pluszysta
2025-02-06

Biggest human poop is from a viking. Found in York, England in 1972 at 20cm long

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Richard LittlerRichard_Littler
2025-01-27

I think people look at me strangely when I'm taking photographs of stairwells. If you get the angles just so, there's something almost Piranesi or Escher about them.
Taken yesterday at the Franz Gertsch Museum in Burgdorf.

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Natalia 🪴pluszysta
2025-01-27

@Sophie Thankfully my doc is very understanding, but the pharmacy part is spot on xD

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Sophie 🏳️‍⚧️ 💜 🎹 🪗Sophie@glammr.us
2025-01-27

Me: hey, can I get my #adhd meds? I’ve been out and I’m having a hard time keeping track of the days and of my many to-dos

Doctor: yes! Just be sure to be in contact on this specific date or you we’ll claim we don’t know you and make you start the whole process over !

Pharmacy: no problem! Just be sure to pick them up on the specific date or we’ll burn them in front of you while you weep from despair!

Natalia 🪴pluszysta
2025-01-27

@scheinprobleme.bsky.social Es hat mein Leben verändert. Viel Glück!

Natalia 🪴pluszysta
2025-01-27

@LevendLichtje Oh wow. This is so cool. 🥹🌿💚

Natalia 🪴pluszysta
2025-01-26

I wish there was a way to skip job searching and go straight to work. I just want to sit quietly in the corner and do my tasks. I'm not good in this corporate beauty pageant job searching is. ☹️

Natalia 🪴pluszysta
2025-01-26
Natalia 🪴pluszysta
2025-01-25

@khays11 @falcennial I try to be outside as much as the weather allows. I also picked up crosswords and other puzzle games. It's quite nice actually.

Natalia 🪴pluszysta
2025-01-02

@exocomics My dog is scared of closed umbrellas.

Natalia 🪴pluszysta
2024-12-30

@puppygirlhornypost2 I remember when USA declared war on Afghanistan. I was in the kitchen, making a sandwich, scared as hell because I was a kid and war sounded super scary.

Natalia 🪴pluszysta
2024-12-23

@atomicpoet This is why I fell off the market. I used to be a social media specialist who loved doing things for people behind the screens. But algorithms started to be more and more potent, present. I didn't know how to operate with them, so I lost job after job.

I love this place for the feeling that not everything is lost.

Natalia 🪴pluszysta
2024-12-05

@mjambon Oh wow what a... Gathering.

Natalia 🪴pluszysta
2024-12-04

@mo That's awesome 💪

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