https://lifehacker.com/the-four-best-reddit-alternatives-1850562547

Because reddit is a dumpster fire right now, Lifehacker has rounded up some of the best reddit-like alternatives:

- Lemmy
- Kbin
- Tildes
- Discord (sort of)

#Reddit #RedditAPI #Lifehacker #Lemmy #Kbin #Tildes

I suspect all the dark humor about the loss of the Titan and all aboard simply underscores that most people on Mastodon think billionaires are okay — deep down.

Exactly this.

#CrushTheRich

I just a typo for “Samurai L. Jackson” and now I want nothing more than a movie or tv show or comic or graphic novel or webcomic or whatever of this.

@LewieKong

Yum!

Remember when going to the Apple Genius Bar was a great customer experience? Quay remembers.

FFS. Been here 45 minutes and professionally ignored the whole time. There ought to be a system to know what the fucking wait time is going to be.

Apple is doing everything it can to be just another lousy place to shop.

Sans Antonio, Spurs

#coys

Koalas aren’t bears.

Even though they’re koalafied, they failed bearification.

Toddler logic: when I say “empty” and present sippy cup I get a refill. This surely must also work for other things.

/presents pizza box purloined from recycling

/things do not go as planned

/frustration goes from zero to 126.4 in 11.5 microseconds

(In his defense, a pizza sink would be amazing.)

Thoughts I never thought I’d think:

“Should I get my toddler safety shoes?”

His new thing is to play a game called “Can I lift it?”

(He’s terrifyingly strong.)

@scott

Not just you.

I still remember when we caught Scott Adams red-handed around 2011 making fake accounts on MetaFilter to pump himself up, acting like he was a fan posting random fawning comments. I sent a link to Nick Denton and he published it all on Gawker, then it came out Scott had more sockpuppet accounts on reddit doing the same thing, arguing in favor of Scott Adams and his brilliance.

He's always been an awful human being.

I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger, but she did just buy several months of provisions at the general store and packed it all on a mule.

Addendum: puts sock on hand, counts backwards from 10, falls on the floor giggling.

Toddler life, case number 173737163-A:

Papa: I love you!

Son: I love……SEAHORSE!

/picks up stuffed seahorse and hugs it manically

Finally set aside enough time to watch The Irishman.

Highly recommend!

I just started watched Neon Genesis Evangelion.

It’s gonna destroy my boy heart isn’t it?

Jimmy Carter lived the maxim of giving everything he had and being ready to be sent to his eternal rest completely used up in his faith.

Rest, Mr President. Your race is run.