Rob Ricci

Research professor in the Kahlert School of Computing at the University of Utah. Co-director of the Flux Research Group: flux.utah.edu. I build research infrastructure: cloudlab.us, powderwireless.net, emulab.net, geni.net.

I do not speak for my employer, nor do they speak for me

Not a boffin

Profile pic: Middle aged white man with grey hair and a large beard wearing sunglasses

Banner: Magtape of UNIX V4 and a VT220. Credit: Dan Hixson

Location
Salt Lake City, Utah, USA
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2026-02-02

"a thousand new adventures, this has been one of them"

I would not actually describe it that way, no

#monsterdon

2026-02-02

you know, instead of making this movie, they could have not

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2026-02-02

@GroupNebula563 consent does not seem to be a big thing in this movie

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2026-02-02

chekhov's dink

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2026-02-02

let's see how many times they can fit the word dink into the last 5 minutes

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2026-02-02

oh god ALL LIVES MATTER what a fucking tool

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2026-02-02

@jonny they got as bored of it as we did

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2026-02-02

they have said dink so many times that it has lost all meaning

oh wait except it never had never had any meaning

please just stop

stop saying dink

stop kissing

stop acting

stop

just stop

#monsterdon

2026-02-02

how much dink would a dink dink if a dink could dink dink

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2026-02-02
2026-02-02

never mind the kissing is worse go back to talking! go back to talking!

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2026-02-02

can we please please please get these people to stop talking

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2026-02-02

every billionaire is a dink

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2026-02-02

"oooohhhhh please don't" what a dink

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2026-02-02

do I HAVE to finish this

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2026-02-02

let's exchange dinks 👉 👈 😳

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2026-02-02

the way this man said "this dink just may have a surprise for her" like it was some kind of good line

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2026-02-02

dink antidote is ... E? T? I can't tell

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2026-02-02

@jonny the dude who got shot by the people who I REALLY hope are not called "Cree"

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2026-02-02

oh right there is another plot, thanks for the reminder, I guess?

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