Lmst

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German computer science student with Linux as my /home.
I'm a D&D addict and I think capitalism has to die.
I'm asexual and a boy most of the time.
Being an adult is scary but we're hanging in there.
I am pretty sure I have ADHD.

I basically only post in English but German posts might happen.

pfp: https://twitter.com/makowwka

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How to debug

1. Add another print statement
2. Say "what the fuck"
3. Go to step 1

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"I am actually a princess," the frog said.

"Oh no!" said the prince.

"My curse can only be lifted by a prince listening to me."

"Of course," said the prince, and bent down with puckered lips.

"What are you doing?!"

"Kissing you, like you asked!"

"No!"

The frog hopped away, muttering.

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Make the web unprofitable again

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tiny legends

that's a lot of tiny legends

#MastoArt #FediArt #PixelArt #Art #Fanart

A Pixel Fanart of 16 different game characters.
From left to right, top to bottom:
V1 from Ultrakill, Scout from Team Fortress 2, Madeline from Celeste, Anton from Antonblast, Scout from Deep Rock Galactic, Sonic from... well, Sonic, Piku from Pikuniku, Blue Knight from Castle Crashers, Wilson from Don't Starve (Together), Dart Monkey from Bloons TD6, Peashooter from Plants vs Zombies, Joker Card/Jimbo from Balatro, Frisk from Undertale, Main character of Toem, a Worm from Worms, and Ida from Monument Valley.

now you know a bit more about indie games.

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Today in pointless knowledge: Via 86box, Windows 95 can achieve very high refresh rates, but at least in this configuration it taps out at 1,238 Hz. I can specify higher, but it won't actually switch to it.

A screenshot of a plain Windows 95 desktop, showing the Advanced Display Properties dialog window. The refresh rate list is expanded, with "1238 Hz" highlighted by the mouse. The display adapter is listed as a Voodoo3 PCI.

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(comic) AI Chronicles: State-of-the-art Output https://workchronicles.substack.com/p/comic-ai-chronicles-cutting-edge

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"I worry about the prince," the king said.

"What is the issue?" said the witch.

"We held balls with all eligible ladies, but he found none. So we held tourneys, with all eligible knights. Still none."

"There are those who seek none."

"So none can turn his head?"

"Perhaps. Ask him."

"Amazing!"

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Born to troubleshoot Linux problems at home, forced to troubleshoot Windows problems at work 😔

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teapot

#unix_surrealism #fediart #mastoart #fuck_art #ai

a person hushes a sentient computer

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💾 Be you, whichever way you are formatted 💾

Happy #Pride 💜

two rows of floppy disk icons, altered colors of copland imation transparent floppies to show a pride rainbow, red orange yellow green blue purple white pink cyan brown black. over a windows desktop with modified start menu to say 'pride' in katakana

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Still image. Color rendering of a person in antiquity holding a broad short chalice, gesturing up.

Text reads:
mannynym

Women in STEM (sorcery, thaumaturgy, enchantment, magic)

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shout-out to ace peeps
they're cool

#MastoArt #FediArt #PixelArt #Art #Asexual #Pride #Ace #Furry

A piece featuring Abuni, a bunny centaur (or Buntaur). She's waving the Asexual flag while running and having a happy expression.

I love being asexual.

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I AM THE UNKNOWN GLITCH, CATCH ME IF YOU CAN

JANUARY 1974
https://wholeearth.info/p/ii-cybernetic-frontiers-january-1974?format=spreads&index=63

A close-up photo of a book page describing an early ARPA computer program called "The Unknown Glitch" from Project MAC, quoting Alan Kay about its random behavior and self-relocation in memory, with a highlighted phrase "I AM THE UNKNOWN GLITCH. CATCH ME IF YOU CAN."

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Love this comment on https://github.com/dotnet/runtime/pull/115762#issuecomment-2898635945

#AI #LLM #Copilot #AISlop

In reply to: it is my opinion that anyone not at least thinking about benefiting from such tools will be left behind.

eevee commented: this idea that people who actually do the thing will be "left behind” (whatever that means), while people who want to just tell a chatbot "do a thing” will be surfing the wave of the future, is truly baffling.

im a programmer because i enjoy programming, not because i secretly aspire to instead gently debate aword salad machine into making a ten-line change for me IR I ICY IR K

@jacqueline I'm so jealous rn 😤

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let's go gamers

pocket reform balatro looks fun

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The cloud is just someone else's computer. Specifically, Bill's.

Pokemon first gen art of using "Bill's PC"

Listen, sue me, but I like CSS, genuinely. It's good.

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Why is frontend the way it is

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