Just annual reminder that you’re not too old to take up a sport or a hobby or learn a language or rollerskate or learn martial arts or join a debate club or learn an instrument and play in an orchestra. Adults can do that too. It’s totally allowed.

@UncleDuke1969 Big if true.

@humulus @annamal It's a niche crime.

OMG. The vaccine misinformation on #Twitter has grown exponentially. Now all sorts of supposed "health professionals" are coming out of the woodwork to link vaccination to myocarditis--despite scientific evidence to the contrary--based on a few anecdotes, including one from #ElnoMusk.
#TwitterIsACesspool

I had a Marjorie Taylor Greene sex dream last night, and today's therapy session could not be more aptly timed.

#pinkfloyd #music

Invention idea for an anti-paparazzi jacket that is covered in QR codes so that, whenever anybody tries to photograph you, it keeps trying to pull up the Applebee's menu.

#primeribdipper #littlepinkoralottapink #eatingoodintheneighborhood #tmz

It has been repeated many times, but the idea that cis het men would go to any bother whatsoever pretending to be trans women in order to sexually assault someone when they do so all the time already and are rarely and barely punished for it is patently absurd, and yet we are constantly forced to address this nonexistent, made-up problem by people who just want trans people to disappear and die.

*searches frantically for Peyton Manning "idiot kicker" GIF*

Cookie Monster stood at the railing, fighting to catch his breath. That little guy had put up one hell of a fight. He leaned over and looked down. It was easily a hundred foot drop, but he couldn’t shake the paranoia. He had to go down there and make sure Elmo was really dead.

@BeTheCookie Why are you the way that you are?

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@sonictyrant Hey. Knock it off.

Let’s be honest: Christianity is the ultimate in cultural appropriation. European (Roman) colonizers conquered a small nation in the Ancient Near East, decimated their population, borrowed their deity and stripped him of all the cultural trappings that made him the God of Israel.

@erkhyan To be fair, Jesus was my rock until July 1999, when he erupted in the form of a traumatic brain injury. 🤷🏻‍♂️🗻🌋

My favorite case of accidental irony is still something I witnessed in the early 2000s. I crossed paths with a roadside merchant selling inspirational posters.

One of the posters was the text “JESUS IS MY MOUNTAIN AND MY ROCK” written over the photo of a mountain.

A photo I’d already seen before.

In a geology book.

Captioned “Mount St. Helens on May 17, 1980”.

I have dual Canadian-American citizenship.

Sorry / not sorry.

@sethcotlar Hard eyeroll at Bret Stephens' scoffing at bail reform.