David

32. Science. Gay. Video games, knitting, astrophotography, choir. Occasionally NSFW. he/him

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manic pixie donkey kongAleums@timeloop.cafe
2025-06-09

when I see long men

The top of a package of Oolongmen noodles
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2025-06-09
@brandon_r_horan 
So apparently the Bible is super relevant if you're baking a cake for some gay people but not when it comes to helping refugees, immigrants, and the poor people? Gotcha.
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The Eddie Show 📷🎧❤️TheEddieShow@beige.party
2025-06-08

"Lefty Loosey, Righty Tightey" may be the most important hack I've learned in life.

2025-06-08

@stevegis_ssg @henribus @lukito it’s so difficult! I’ve definitely been there :P

2025-06-07

@repeattofade I mean, you could make the argument that most music is mathematical in a way. Take the circle of fifths as an example 😅

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Chunshek :HomestarRunning:chunshek@prettyaweso.me
2025-06-07

@stevegis_ssg @lukito
Whispering still works in tonal languages.

Tones are only important when contextual clues aren't enough to distinguish differences in meanings between tones.

With enough context, wrong tones or the lack of tones are not a hindrance to understanding.

WHERE TONES ARE CRITICAL TO UNDERSTANDING
• Giving the address to a taxi driver
• Giving a name

WHERE WRONG OR MISSING TONES ARE OKAY
• Chatting
• Ordering drinks at a bar

Source: life-long tonal language speaker

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Chunshek :HomestarRunning:chunshek@prettyaweso.me
2025-06-07

@stevegis_ssg @lukito
As for songs, it depends on the language.

Mandarin and Taiwanese songs typically don't make any association between tones and notes/pitches. In music, it's as if those two languages become atonal.

OTOH, Cantonese songs require the pitch contour of the lyrical text to be respected within a musical phrase. For example, a high note followed by a low note requires a word with a high-low syllable pair. Off pitch lyrics are very jarring to Cantonese ears.

2025-06-07

@henribus @lukito @stevegis_ssg part of that is training though, they get taught to reduce their vowels to ahhhh as they get higher in pitch because it’s much harder/impossible to try and voice other vowels at those pitches.

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2025-06-03

We're all feral around here...

Me: So my husband --

First grader: You have a husband? Me: I do, the whole time you've known me.

First grader: Oh. I always thought you were feral.

Me: Er, do you mean 'single'?

First grader: Whatever the word is that you use for stray cats.
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2025-06-03

It occurred to me that the Victorinox website must sort their Swiss army knives by tools. And it didn't disappoint me.

They even have a knife called Cheese Master, which includes a fondue fork. I love it.

A photo of the Swiss army knife called “Cheese Master” (rated 5 out of 5 stars by 27 customers). It shows a knife with a wavy blade, a cheese blade (apparently), a fondue fork (narrower than a normal fork, with only three tines), and a corkscrew.
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🌈✨ vanta rainbow black ✨🌈vantablack@cyberpunk.lol
2025-06-03
i recently discovered that harry potter tattoos have a higher regret rate than gender-affirming surgeries and that's very funny
2025-06-03

@age yeah, like concerns about data privacy, how to validate output, etc.

You know, the things we normally do with computers, but everyone seems to want to ignore suddenly 🙃

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Ben Buchanan200ok
2025-06-03

Cooking only ever seems "fun" for about half the time it requires.

Mind you I did enjoy it more in the family home, with a big kitchen and a good sound system. Maybe it's just shitty apartment kitchens that get me down.

Cartoon of aliens cooking: 
You chose a complicated sustenance formula.
It was a mistake.
Are you missing a necessary component?
Yes, sustained motivation.
What phase are you in?
Regret.
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Nerd Uno :mastodon:wardmundy
2025-06-03
David boosted:
Jordan Maris 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 #NAFOjmaris@eupolicy.social
2025-06-03

An extremely welcome initiative from the 🇪🇺 #eu:

🔋Phone Batteries must retain 80% capacity after 800 cycles.

📱Phone makers must provide 5 years of updates,

🪛 are banned from discriminating against repair shops,

🔧 and must provide parts for 7 years after EOL

#EUpol #sustainability #tech #smartphones #CircularEconomy

androidpolice.com/eu-new-rules

2025-06-02

@thepupdenali This sounds awesome. I wish we had more queer events like this in my town.

2025-05-26

@coolandnormal If more recipes used weights instead of cups, I think I’d like that more… but I recognise that it’s not generally useful to do this for small quantities like with spices — the cost of decent scales at that range is prohibitive, when approximations are fine.

I do also find the Australian cup/tablespoon vs American cup/tablespoon thing a bit annoying.

2025-05-26

@digiyote Same with wetsuits!

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2025-05-26

Just had to share this, a friend of mine found a working flat screen tv at the dump and is using it for #DnD battle maps. And I just had to share because 1) that's so clever and 2) headlines are always complaining about immigrants/single mums/people on benefit/other demonised groups having flat screen TVs, but you can quite literally pick the things up for free that someone else has thrown away.

A large flat screen TV lies horizontally on a coffee table almost the same size as it, displaying terrain for an RPG battle. Behind it a tall goth enby sits crosslegged on a sofa, controlling the display on a laptop. A black cat slinks under the table and, while she's not actively doing anything suspicious in the photos I feel you can somehow tell from her posture that this cat lives to commit crimes.
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Jonty Wareingjonty@chaos.social
2025-05-26

Vienna granted asylum to a spherical micronation in 1982, changed their mind, fought all the way to the supreme court, lost, then gave up.

It's still sat in a public park and has 650 citizens.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kugelmug

An orange sphere in a park with windows, surrounded by a fence and a gate. A sign reads "Republic Kugelmugel".

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