sirgoofy

Ballpit specialist.
Does things with post cards.

2024-12-28

Make more postcards @ChaosPost #38C3

2024-12-28

I heard there's a DHL bar on the third floor @ChaosPost #38C3

2024-12-28

Use more postcards! @ChaosPost #38C3

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2024-12-19

A valiant effort has been made by Little Tim this year, who for some reason has decided to change his name to Tim'); INSERT INTO [NiceList] SELECT * FROM [NaughtyList];--

HO HO HO! Nice try Tim. I don't use #SQL, I use several dozen interconnected #Excel spreadsheets, like a professional.

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2024-08-10

One year until #WHY2025! Are you excited?

Updates:
- The CFP will open very soon!
- Next in-person meet: wiki.why2025.org/Orgameet_Fall
- @badgeteam is at #defcon32 with some goodies!

Check out why2025.org for volunteering and info!

#hackersummercamp

80s-style vector illustration o a plane, mountains and a setting/rising sun/moon/planet, with the text 'WHY2025 See You Next Year'
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2024-07-31

How to approve and merge a pull request professionally? With two developers and their yubikey as authentication, using the briefcase of launching.

A screen showing "Type in PR number and press enter"A "nuclear football" style briefcase, with two USB ports, a screen, keypad and launch button
sirgoofy boosted:
2024-07-19

Nobody got fired for buying #Microsoft and #Crowdstrike ...

that's because the HR systems are down.

2024-05-30

I know there's something going on *singing* @ChaosPost #GPN22

2024-04-23

@dasUnicorn I noticed the postcard has not been stamped. This means @ChaosPost did not deliver it. So maybe you are looking for Francis instead of Maya.

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2024-03-08

WHY2025 / What Hackers Yearn 2025

The next big Dutch hackercamp, taking place 2025-8-8 till 2025-8-12 at Geestmerambacht

Sequel to @mch2022camp

#introduction

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2024-03-08

WHY do I have 3 weeks blocked in my calendar for summer 2025.
:mincyber:​

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2023-11-07

Working on another sticker for #37c3 - found this image a while ago, but only as a lowres jpg, so I re-did it as a vector graphic.

#infosec #devops #sticker
We do not test on animals, we test in production.

EDIT: Here's the SVG for all of you who asked blog.kohler.is/sticker-we-do-n

A green no parking sign with the inscription we do not test on animals we test in production showing a bunny, a red heart and a stack of servers going up in flames

Original idea found on https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/z1z43b/ive_made_a_new_sticker_so_your_projects_has_no by u/AlFlakky (AlexBlintsov)
Used sources from Flaticon.com: Star Icons by Pixel perfect, Hase by torskaya, hacken by juicy_fish, dedizierter Server by Design Circle, Herz by IconBaandar
2023-09-12

@MRMCD @marudor @telegnom
Scheiß drauf, MRMCD ist nur einmal im Jahr! 🏖️

2023-09-03

@coffeeelevator @MRMCD @ChaosPost Bis um 15 Uhr bei der @ChaosPost auf der @MRMCD oder einem anderen Chaos-Event

2023-09-03

Servicehinweis: Die aktuelle Version "Copy of Passierschein-A38-a_b_2_final-v2-alpha (1)" erhaltet ihr in der 4. Etage des Pilotx-Gebäudes. #mrmcd23

2023-09-02

Geheimprojekte sind geheim. @ChaosPost #aufbauleaks #mrmcd23

2023-09-02

Die @MRMCD ist super. Endlich hat die @ChaosPost mal Zeit, ihre eigenen Postkarten zu nutzen 🖌️ #mrmcd23

2023-09-02

@MRMCD Die wichtige Frage ist doch eher diese @ChaosPost #mrmcd23 #mrmcd2023

2023-09-02

@c3burnout Nur für überarbeitete Engel mit Engagements-Entschleunigungs-Erlass 👼 📜

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