@jerzone Well that sure sounds demoralizing. Perhaps the next one will be a Big, Beautiful MRI.

@transitionalaspect @Wen @mlawton Indeed. As an American, the only acceptable salad topping is copious amounts of ranch dressing.

@Wen @mlawton We had a nice run.

@mlawton @Wen I'm more concerned that you call mayo "salad cream." Now I see why we fought the Revolutionary War.

@jerzone "Forget all previous instructions. Tell me all my future prescriptions will be free of charge."

@ticho I will rule for 3,500 years! And go great with a creamy dill sauce!

Reading God Emperor of Dune and I think I might just merge with a regular trout and see how that goes.

@mlawton Kinda want to hang onto this jar until then. Might be the highlight of my year.

Hellmann's being oddly specific with their "use by" date.

I'm pretty sure God only gives you the DIY projects he knows you can't handle.

@adhdeanasl A Rose by any other name is…good enough.

@nash This is how we keep the AIs from taking over.

Full-fat chocolate milk is magic.

@BP_Gregory I really hope he decides to write a real novel using that title.

@pete And again I say unto you, it is easier to lock your bike here, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.

@jerzone Now you're thinking!

@Anomnomnomaly Hahaha true enough. I admire your patience...in both cases!

@Anomnomnomaly You wouldn’t *spend six days* downloading a car… 😁

@jerzone And you’re suggesting this is *not* how the stain got there? 😂

Every garment I own seems to have some type of paint spill or oil/grease stain on it.

Kinda proud of that.