Tamonten

Making and breaking. Ex-infosec now studying prop and scenic arts.

2025-07-01

@snowden should probably dry them off before you do, what with all that Levi’s bath sitting you did.

2025-06-30

@blitzcitydiy OMG 🤩
Want. Really want.

Bravo.

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Liz [BlitzCityDIY]blitzcitydiy
2025-06-30

I designed this PCB back in January and just got around to testing it today (did something happen in January? Can’t quite put my finger on it..). It’s an Arduino shield for four of the vertical newxie displays (adafruit.com/product/6113) which are screaming to show Nixie tube numbers

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2025-06-30

Low-key lost it when I noticed the main image on the Wikipedia page for business casual attire is just an edit of the nude figures from the Pioneer plaque

Example of business casual, in masculine and feminine manner.
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a beautiful bitchhannah@posts.rat.pictures
2025-06-30
Hornless unicorn (see also: horse)
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i am the language model of a modern big tech company
i don't store information, i just generate statistically
i'm trained on stolen data, and i reproduce it shittily
i'll rot your brain and make you look incompetent if you use me

2025-06-28

The teen child returned home from shopping with a pair of Vans earlier, very similar to a pair of mine.
There was a presenting of them to me as I cooked.
I said “I approve… Which you shouldn’t need,.. but I hope you wanted anyway.”

The box was closed and she left the kitchen with a happy little “yes”.

I might have teared up a little.

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Jordan Maris 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 #NAFOjmaris@eupolicy.social
2025-06-28

Hungarians made history today as over 180 000 marched through Budapest to celebrate pride, in open defiance of #fidesz's illegal ban. This day will mark the beginning of the end for Victor #Orban and his cronies. Soon #Hungary will be free!

#Hungary #Pride #EUpol

2025-06-28

Not sure why I thought the Wierd Al film would be an actual biopic, rather than the parody it was /obviously/ going to be.

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mhoyemhoye
2025-06-28

If all you have is an insanely expensive, rapidly depreciating hammer, everything had better be a nail or you'll never hit quarterly shareholder expectations.

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2025-06-26

Somebody on the internet is very good at subtle humor.

#StarTrekTNG
#Humor

A stuffed doll of Jean-Luc Picard, captain of the starship Enterprise in the television program Star Trek: The Next Generation, sits on a shelf in a used goods store right next to a packaged of LED lights. The picture on the front of the box show four lights while the written advertising on the box says there are FIVE lights in the package.
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captain acab :antifa:redsad@ohai.social
2025-06-26

If you're looking for alternatives to "you guys" or "ladies and gentlemen" etc look no further

Gender neutral language starter pack

Distinguished guests 

Hello Neighbor!

Stay fresh cheese bags 

Welcome foolish mortals  

Guess what motherfucker!
2025-06-26

@snowden if the Levi’s ads from my youth are to believed you just need to put them on and get into a bath.

2025-06-24

Yay Pedro ❤️
Yes, Joanne _is_ a heinous loser.

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2025-06-23

Yep!

Billboard: IF YOU EVER FEEL HEAVY BECAUSE YOU CARE DEEPLY ABOUT INJUSTICE, SUFFERING AND ECOLOGICAL DESTRUCTION. REMEMBER THAT A TRILLION DOLLAR PROPAGANDA MACHINE WAS BUILT TO MAKE YOU NUMB AND IT DIDN'T WORK ON YOU
2025-06-21

@gsuberland pretty fuckin sure this is the only way coleslaw consumption happens unless you’ve got a baked potato.

2025-06-20

@gsuberland the internet never fails

Guy Fieri drawn in the art style of Yoji Shinkawa the MGS designer.Guy Fieri’s head shopped onto solid snake’s body
2025-06-18

@jonty welcome to the club’ Deal with it quickly, I can’t right now and they’ve totally fucked some network equipment in the loft. How they also chewed through a mains cable without getting crispy I’ll never know.

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2025-06-18

Here's Jerry Wayne Longmire's sketch from his tictok, which I managed to download. Enjoy!

2025-06-18

Perkins and Crawford have joined Darrington Press? That’s one hell of a pair of hires.

Will Acq Inc move to playing a new system soon?

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