I love being the last one up on Xmas.

Where are they going to park though.

I'm not saying Trump is the Taliban, but the Taliban thinks Trump is a great guy. #USPol https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/taliban-congratulate-americans-for-not-handing-leadership-of-their-great-country-to-a-woman-385406/

Happy 55th Anniversary to #SesameStreet! To celebrate this milestone, this account will be exclusively posting GIFs featuring the Sesame Street Muppets each day through Friday, November 15th! Wishing you a week full of sunny days!

Last night I was talking with my Saudi housemate. He remarked that soon women in Saudi Arabia and the UAE will have more rights than in the US. He found that funny somehow.

Sphere has chosen. Do not taunt Sphere.

#VoteBlue

googled my symptoms and it turns out i need everyone to shut up

@atpfm cdr is not s tier.

You know when you're too drunk to figure out the DNS issue on your home network, but you're sober enough to recognize that you're too drunk to figure out the DNS issue on your home network? That's me. Hi. I'm the problem. It's me.

wtf? Who is this creeper? #mtv #vmas #vmas2024 #vma

Italian 'sì', Spanish 'sí' and many more Romance words for "yes" come from Latin 'sīc', which meant "so; thus; like that". In Popular Latin it got an extra meaning: "yes", born out of the sense "like that", i.e. "like you said".

French 'oui' has a completely different origin. It comes from Old French 'oïl', a univerbation of 'o il', literally "yes, it (is/does/has etc.)".

'O' stemmed from Latin 'hoc' (this), which became 'òc' (yes) in Occitan, whose name was derived from this very word.

“Who ever heard you get indicted for interfering with a presidential election where you have *every right to do it*”

This man will help Republicans end democracy if we give him the chance. Bet.

@cashapp support is absolute trash based on my experience today. That is all.

Become ungovernable

#dogsofmastodon #dogs

Well played...

IT support

I hope this email finds you, and in the darkness binds you.

Why are there no DOG 6 and 8 cables?

All our social networks only use CATs. I think this explains a lot.🤨

Do not spoof your email to the DPS domain and email

DLCourtOrders@dps.texas.gov

With the subject line

Sex Change Court Order

Or you'll waste transphobic cops' time