Was anyone else expecting to see Thor toss Loki at people for two hours? "Send Help" is abridged:

https://www.the-editing-room.com/send-help.html

#Movies #SendHelp

If tonight's show is sold out, there's a fascinating special on Prussian administrative law hosted by Ben Stein. In the meantime, Melania is abridged!

https://www.the-editing-room.com/melania.html

#Movies #Melania

What if the script for "Stranger Things Season 5" were 10x shorter and 100x more honest?

https://www.the-editing-room.com/stranger-things-season-5.html

#Movies #StrangerThingsSeason5

We're ringing out 2025 with something just as hard to endure, but mercifully shorter. Money Plane is abridged!

https://www.the-editing-room.com/money-plane.html

#Movies #MoneyPlane

When it comes to murder, THIRD time's the HARM, wokka wokka. "Wake Up Dead Man" is abridged:

https://www.the-editing-room.com/wake-up-dead-man-a-knives-out-mystery.html

#Movies #WakeUpDeadManAKnivesOutMystery

Hulu presents The Babysitter's Club gritty reboot. We abridged The Hand that Rocks the Cradle (2025).

https://www.the-editing-room.com/the-hand-that-rocks-the-cradle-2025.html

#Movies #TheHandthatRocksTheCradle2025

It is the year 2019. "The Running Man" is a deadly game no one has ever survived. But Schwarzenegger has yet to play. "The Running Man" is abridged!

https://www.the-editing-room.com/the-running-man-1987.html

#Movies #TheRunningMan1987

Five hot teens silently climb a hill to confront an evil in the residence. We abridged Until Dawn.

https://www.the-editing-room.com/until-dawn.html

#Movies #UntilDawn

Can the worst Joker and worst Spider-villain ALSO be the worst Tron? Well yes. "Tron: Ares" is abridged:

https://www.the-editing-room.com/tron-ares.html

#Movies #TronAres

It's saddening, it's depressing, it's all together distressing. The abridged script to Wednesday Season One. Snap Snap.

https://www.the-editing-room.com/wednesday-season-one.html

#Movies #WednesdaySeasonOne

Legend has it that when a remake suffers so poorly it must come back as an abridged script. We abridged The Crow (2024).

https://www.the-editing-room.com/the-crow-2024.html

#Movies #TheCrow2024

Prove to your boss why the phrase "as thrilling as a conference call" doesn't exist in any language. War of the Worlds (2025) is abridged!

https://www.the-editing-room.com/war-of-the-worlds-2025.html

#Movies #WarofTheWorlds2025

Last night at 2:17 AM, every child from Mrs. Gandy's class woke up, got out of bed, went downstairs, opened the front door, walked into the dark ...and they never came back. "Weapons" is abridged!

https://www.the-editing-room.com/weapons.html

#Movies #Weapons

This movie tries to make you believe that someone might have a hard time falling in love with Pedro Pascal. And fails. Materialists is abridged!

https://www.the-editing-room.com/materialists.html

#Movies #Materialists

The Summer of Saving Shit-heaped Superheroes continues! "Fantastic Four: First Steps" is abridged:

https://www.the-editing-room.com/the-fantastic-four-first-steps.html

#Movies #TheFantasticFourFirstSteps

Before you take your First Steps in theaters, remember this huge step backward was created. We abridge Roger Corman's Fantastic Four.

https://www.the-editing-room.com/the-fantastic-four-1994.html

#Movies #TheFantasticFour1994

You'll believe a Superman movie can actually not suck. "Superman" (2025) is abridged!

https://www.the-editing-room.com/superman-2025.html

#Movies #Superman2025

Look up in the sky. It's a Snyder, it's a Gunn, no, it's a Berlanti. We abridged Superman and Lois Season One.

https://www.the-editing-room.com/superman-and-lois-season-one.html

#Movies #SupermanandLoisSeasonOne

Unfulfilled 40-something mainstays of Oprah's Book Club in your area are waiting to FUCK! Lonely Planet is abridged!

https://www.the-editing-room.com/lonely-planet.html

#Movies #LonelyPlanet

The latest script on The Editing Room has just... DROPPED? Oh God we're sorry. Drop is abridged!

https://www.the-editing-room.com/drop.html

#Movies #Drop