#SendHelp

2025-06-11

Nonostante non esista una singola parola scritta della mia tesi (da consegnare fra 4 mesi LOL) vorrei non ridurmi all'ultimo giorno (come fatto per tutte le tesi precedenti) e vorrei che fosse una cosa un po' speciale. Qualcuno sa per caso se e dove potrei stamparla in modo artigianale e originale (prima idea risograph ma non sono sicura sia fattibile e/o sostenibile). Possibilmente su Roma così posso farmi nuovi amichetti. #SendHelp

❄𝖸𝖴𝖱𝗂𝗂𝖤❄nekoow7
2025-06-07

To whoever gave 41Pesos (0.73¢) in GCash Thank you, God Bless you.

If anyone have little spare my this is my GCash # +639694696854
I appreciate your kind help & support ♥

Needables TodayNeedablesToday
2025-05-31

Weekend writing update: I sat down with coffee, ambition, and a blank doc. 4 hours later, I have 1 sentence, 3 existential crises, 2 snacks I didn’t need, and a strong desire to become a goat farmer instead. Writing is going great. 🐐📚

2025-05-27

Et financière.

Bien entendu.

Bref. Les contrats, c'est bien et beau, mais si tu n'as pas vraiment confiance en la personne avec qui tu le signes, ça ne te sauvera pas.

(sauf à avoir temps et argent et énergie pour bagarrer et obtenir ton dû)

Je radote, je sais.

En plus je deviens allergique au jargon. Et au passif. Je sais, c'est un comble pour une juriste. Je suppose.

#contrat #maviedejuriste #sendhelp

2025-05-24

Day 5:
The villain is getting too likable. I fear I’ve imprinted on them like a confused duckling.
#VillainCrush #SendHelp #mightbetheproblem #writing

Day 5:  The villain is getting too Photo: DepositPhotos - photographer: nstanev - "Young Man with a Gun on Black Background"

Alle so: Wochenende

Ich: dreitägiges Seminar

#sendhelp

BabyYumYumBabyYumYum
2025-05-15

My toddler just wiped their sticky hands on my jeans and called it a ‘napkin’. I need a break. 😩

BabyYumYumBabyYumYum
2025-05-12

Silence is never a good thing when you have a toddler. It means trouble. BIG trouble. 😳

Needables TodayNeedablesToday
2025-05-10

Writing is 10% typing, 90% deleting “just,” retyping “just,” Googling synonyms for “just,” crying, then ending the sentence with “just” anyway.

Zwei Männer in einem silbernen Wagen verfolgen unseren Zug und machen dauernd Fotos! #sendhelp

2025-05-09

To the surprise of no-one, Microsoft support is as helpful as a box of rocks.

Microsoft support: Please create a new ticket.
Me: Creates a new ticket.

*Microsoft Support stares into the void.*

Me: Let me check the status of my support ticket.
Microsoft support website: "There was a problem retrieving the support request details."

Me: Microsoft support please help?
Microsoft support: Please create a new ticket.

Me: ..............

I GIVE UP. I WILL NOW OFFICIALLY EMBARK ON MY NEW CAREER AS STROOPWAFEL STREET VENDOR IN SEOUL.

#TechSupport #TechSupportTickets #Tickets #SendHelp

2025-05-08

Il faut faire la vaisselle et aller dormir. #sendHelp #flemmite

Daniel Lundindln
2025-05-07

Oh, Heather.
Suddenly mustard.

Heather was just working. Now there's a large Heinz mustard bottle on the screen.
olympus1112olympus112
2025-05-04

BREAKING NEWS:
Scientists have discovered that the leading cause of laundry is... wearing clothes.
We’re truly living in difficult times. Stay strong out there. 🧺👕👖

Fjieuw. Gaan shoppen met een 18 jarige, da’s niet goed voor uw voeten en uw bankrekening! #utrecht #sendhelp

Die Passagierin mir gegenüber hört sich auf Youtube ihr aktuelles Horoskop an (Sternzeichen: Zwilling), während sie einen Hamburger mampft #Traintoot #sendhelp

2025-04-20

it's that time of the night where there's nothing left to do cause i'm too tired, but i can't go to sleep cause i'm too bored


#send-help
2025-04-20

man i've been up for 29 hours, i can't sleep, please #sendhelp

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