Me: ‘We don’t hit our friends.’ Toddler: stares me dead in the eye and smacks their own head. I really wasn’t trained for this. 🫠
#MomLife #ParentingFail #WhatIsHappening #SendHelp #BabyYumYum #BYY
#SendHelp
Good afternoon! Well, it looks like Monday pulled up uninvited again, huh? Here’s to surviving one hour at a time...
#MondayMood #SendHelp
Nonostante non esista una singola parola scritta della mia tesi (da consegnare fra 4 mesi LOL) vorrei non ridurmi all'ultimo giorno (come fatto per tutte le tesi precedenti) e vorrei che fosse una cosa un po' speciale. Qualcuno sa per caso se e dove potrei stamparla in modo artigianale e originale (prima idea risograph ma non sono sicura sia fattibile e/o sostenibile). Possibilmente su Roma così posso farmi nuovi amichetti. #SendHelp
To whoever gave 41Pesos (0.73¢) in GCash Thank you, God Bless you.
If anyone have little spare my this is my GCash # +639694696854
I appreciate your kind help & support ♥
Weekend writing update: I sat down with coffee, ambition, and a blank doc. 4 hours later, I have 1 sentence, 3 existential crises, 2 snacks I didn’t need, and a strong desire to become a goat farmer instead. Writing is going great. 🐐📚 #WeekendWriter #SendHelp
Et financière.
Bien entendu.
Bref. Les contrats, c'est bien et beau, mais si tu n'as pas vraiment confiance en la personne avec qui tu le signes, ça ne te sauvera pas.
(sauf à avoir temps et argent et énergie pour bagarrer et obtenir ton dû)
Je radote, je sais.
En plus je deviens allergique au jargon. Et au passif. Je sais, c'est un comble pour une juriste. Je suppose.
Day 5:
The villain is getting too likable. I fear I’ve imprinted on them like a confused duckling.
#VillainCrush #SendHelp #mightbetheproblem #writing
Sober dancing as a grown man is the worst thing ever and the real fear…I'd rather go to war!
#MiddleClassMindset #SoberDancing #GrownManProblems #SocialAnxietyStarterPack #JustVibesNoRhythm #DanceFloorPanic #AwkwardEnergy #MenOnTheMove #CringeCore #SilentSuffering #AdultingIsHard #SendHelp #SoftWarrior #WeekendStruggles #IntrovertLife #SoberThoughts #DancingInPain #BigMood #SocialEnergyCrisis #DancingLikeNoOneIsWatching #ButTheyAre #DanceOrDie #ModernMasculinity #AnxiousExtrovert
My toddler just wiped their sticky hands on my jeans and called it a ‘napkin’. I need a break. 😩
Silence is never a good thing when you have a toddler. It means trouble. BIG trouble. 😳
#MomLife #ToddlerTerrors #SendHelp #WhatNow #BabyYumYum #BYY
Writing is 10% typing, 90% deleting “just,” retyping “just,” Googling synonyms for “just,” crying, then ending the sentence with “just” anyway. #WritingLife #SendHelp
Zwei Männer in einem silbernen Wagen verfolgen unseren Zug und machen dauernd Fotos! #sendhelp
To the surprise of no-one, Microsoft support is as helpful as a box of rocks.
Microsoft support: Please create a new ticket.
Me: Creates a new ticket.
*Microsoft Support stares into the void.*
Me: Let me check the status of my support ticket.
Microsoft support website: "There was a problem retrieving the support request details."
Me: Microsoft support please help?
Microsoft support: Please create a new ticket.
Me: ..............
I GIVE UP. I WILL NOW OFFICIALLY EMBARK ON MY NEW CAREER AS STROOPWAFEL STREET VENDOR IN SEOUL.
#TechSupport #TechSupportTickets #Tickets #SendHelp
BREAKING NEWS:
Scientists have discovered that the leading cause of laundry is... wearing clothes.
We’re truly living in difficult times. Stay strong out there. 🧺👕👖
#TooReal #SendHelp #LaundryStruggles #BarelyFunctionalAdult
'Send Help': Upcoming Sam Raimi Directed Horror Has Wrapped Filming!! #DylanOBrien, #RachelMcAdams, #SendHelp,#ChrisPang, #DennisHaysbert, #SamRaimi
https://movizark.com/2025/04/26/send-help-upcoming-sam-raimi-directed-horror-has-wrapped-filming/
Die Passagierin mir gegenüber hört sich auf Youtube ihr aktuelles Horoskop an (Sternzeichen: Zwilling), während sie einen Hamburger mampft #Traintoot #sendhelp
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