#twitter
Please, my website, she is very sick

Train beer! On way to Stockholm to see Zeal & Ardor

@GrumpyDoomster@metalhead.club wasn't Rogue One supposed to have been a series originally? I'm delighted Andor was a success, i think having low expectations helped me enjoy it more after being hyped for a couple of *meh* series (BoBF, Kenobi)

@stymaster I'm finding it a bit janky (as them kids say), be grateful for suggestions as an alternative

NOOOOO!!! Not Wilko Johnson! NOOO!!!
#RIPWilkoJohnson

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-63728503

#FIFAis4SALE #FIFAisaJoke #worldcup

Googling the phrase "Symptoms of appendicitis"

How's your day?

#MondoMascots #kvelertak #kumamon #kumamoneverywhere

@BrotherBikini @maggiewhatts
I get a ding from Chrome and also a ding from the Mastodon App. Two dings! I want no dings. I'd happily trade in my excess dings for a bloop, a wee or a honytonkbadonkadonk.

I have awoken to a carpet of thick white dung.
#snowphoto #uppsala

@BrotherBikini @maggiewhatts where the bloops? I also want bloops! I get dings and I don't want dings.

"It's all going very well so far"
6500+ migrant workers dead. As much as I love football I think I would enjoy more seeing this awful shitshow crash and burn.

Fans paid to attend World Cup by Qatar have daily allowance cancelled

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2022/nov/18/fans-paid-to-attend-world-cup-by-qatar-have-daily-allowance-cancelled

@AdySaisons
Didn't see it! Think Mastodon is creaking under the weight of new residents.

(Plus i thought you had turned your back on me like everyone else)

Good to see you here, hoping to see a few less Metallica Vs Megadeth memes...

Meanwhile, in Uppsala...

A wild boar 🐗 visited McDonald's

"Now that's what I call fast food" and so forth

https://www.svt.se/nyheter/lokalt/uppsala/vildsvin-pa-snabbmatsrestaurang-i-uppsala-krossade-dorr-och-tog-sig-in-i-koket

@GrumpyDoomster@metalhead.club on my list for this weekend!

Once again, chums and pals, I present to you... Swedish Cuisine. Behold!
I'd love to force in some sort of Twitter/Mastodon metaphor here but I've just eaten a whole pizza so I'll just ride the hashtag for clout. #Twitter #RIPTwitter
#SwedishCuisine

Twitter/Mastodon users looking over at Mastodon/Twitter

@spectreman @ArchiePaloligo
Sir. I may be old, I may be a fucker and I may be struggling with technology yet I still resent everything you say

@ArchiePaloligo Sounds? As in Sound Effects? Autoplay videos? I'm nonplussed

Enjoying the view from my 3rd unplanned trip to the ground today.
#chronicpain #hipreplacement