Wéi léise mer Kriminalitéit? P0LICE!1!!! Maacht Lëtzebuerg nees grouss. Méi Staatsgewalt. Police an all Duerf! Police an all Bus! An all Schoul e Portrait vun engem Flick niewt dem Grand-Duc.
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RT @CSV_news
@LeonGloden💬 D'Policestatistike fir 2022 verzeechnen an alle Beräicher vun der Kriminalitéit zu 🇱🇺 eng Hausse. Et ass héich Zäit fir:

🔵D'Aféiere vun enger Police locale
🟠D'Asëtze vun enger Police-Unitéit am ëffentlechen Transport
⚪️…
https://twitter.com/CSV_news/status/1653763566934130689

Im neuen @postbank-Online-Banking gibt es in den Nachrichten folgende Buttons: Drucken (Drucker), Suchen (Lupe) und dann zwei mal (fast) identische Buttons mit unterschiedlichen Funktionen. Mir fällt kein bissiger Kommentar ein - ich bin nur sprachlos.

My dinner party is currently calculating their Erdös number. One of them is now obsessed with landing an Erdös-Bacon number.

Große Bewunderung für das SoMe-Team der @postbank - das Auftreten der Bank fühlt sich seit Monaten an, als würden die bald dicht machen und das Twitter-Team hilft geduldig weiter.

They can buy you, they can paint you, can remove the inscription from your doorstep - to me you‘ll always be the #cseries

When you grow up in Luxembourg, you get raised with that French presumptuousness that makes you want to call the authorities when somebody in Montréal speaks English to you.

When you great w up in Luxembourg, you get raised with that French presumptuousness that makes you want to call the authorities when somebody in Montréal speaks English to you.

RT @elhotzo
warum zur Hölle darf man überhaupt Alkohol im Blut haben, wenn man Auto fährt, ist es wirklich zu viel verlangt eine Apfelschorle zum Schnitzel zu essen bevor man mit 1.5t Stahl unter sich die Landstraße runterballert

RT @rafinkel
Like many of my colleagues, I'm shocked about this change in approach. As someone who does social justice research they use to talk the talk, I thought they'd also walk the walk. Staff and students are what make the University #UCURising @ucuqmu @solidarity_qmu #GoodWillGone https://twitter.com/UCUScotland/status/1647915536473366528

I just found out about Ezekiel 23. Nobody who believes in the bible can ever - I mean it - ever lecture other people on which books, behaviours and arts are dangerous for kids.

(Very not safe for work)

It‘s funny how @deutschetelekom is selling PII in the US but not in their home market. I guess, maybe, regulation does work.

(Reminds me how, everywhere trains are privatized, they are still run by nationalized carriers - from other countries)
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RT @WolfieChristl
T-Mobile US, a data broker partly owned by Deutsche Telekom and by the German government, now boasts to commercially exploit "billions of data signals" on 50m households,…
https://twitter.com/WolfieChristl/status/1643395679400722432

Hey @postbank - wo finde ich jetzt die Kreditkartenabrechnungen? Eure FAQ sagt, die seien in Posteingang. Posteingang hat nur Kontoauszüge. Wo können die noch sein?

Just hit DFW for #dfwae Association Day. I have so many feelings about the US.

In one month, I'll be speaking at #ETLVegas23!

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Wir haben ⁦@marudor⁩ nicht verdient. Volle Solidarität.

Hëllef Doheem, wat ass bei iech eigentlech futti?
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RT @gentfede
On a bike.
Trying to let a pedestrian cross.
In a 30 km/h zone.

Not in @CityLuxembourg .

Driver almost crashes into me, then swerves into middle of the street and sees pedestrian last minute, hitting brakes. Swearing at me through window.

Just can't make it right for them 🤷
https://twitter.com/gentfede/status/1639390970981543936

It‘s still alive and kickin‘, and I think it was built so it should use GPT4 now. But idk. I‘m on vacation.
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RT @thorbeng
🎉 Exciting news! I've launched aiVENTMARKETER, an online tool that helps event planners simplify their lives with quality event copy and inspiration. Built with GPT-3 prompts, it's faster and more reliable than ChatGPT. Check it out: https://eventmarketer.ai/ #eventprofs
https://twitter.com/thorbeng/status/1630168910136836096

@ASegar you don’t live at 1600 Penn Ave?

Tried to purchase something at @footlocker today and the clerk refused to sell shoes without me providing an email address - apparently without email (?) they cannot (??) print (???) a receipt. What god damn timeline have we ended up in?

Going 33 hrs from Miami to New York on @Amtrak is hell of an experience. Most European sleeper trains have very little interaction with staff, whereas in the US, things are less streamlined so you end up interacting so much with an incredible staff. 10/10.