I have to live with this image, and now you do too.
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As He smiles down upon us
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Two lesbians scissoring with the runs

Gm
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Okay, now hear me out. There's this young rebel group...

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Happy pride month from Lockheed Martin
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1440p gang
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Doctor: I'm sorry, Mr. Biden, I regret to inform you that you have cancer and dementia.

Biden: Well, at least I don't have cancer.

And to think I've been spelling it wrong all this time
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If all it takes to "shatter Signal's security guarantees" is to use an insecure client that's readily available, does that not make Signal insecure itself? There's no way to guarantee the person you're talking to is using the official client, or any other client for that matter. Remember the desktop Linux version that they shrugged off?

How the Signal Knockoff App TeleMessage Got Hacked in 20 Minutes

https://www.wired.com/story/how-the-signal-knock-off-app-telemessage-got-hacked-in-20-minutes/

@fuknukl

I'm imagining all canned sodas in copper cans, and they all taste like pennies 🤣

@PNS

Birds aren't real
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Ham Solo
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Kowabunga
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Follow me for more tips
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Watching Dune movies: That's interesting, but I wish they went more in depth about the spice and stuff.

Reading the book: Oh, it was Cold War propaganda..

Remember when we backed Al Quaeda?
No, before Syria. Yes, that was after 9/11. Before that. Against the Russians. How'd that foreign policy work out?

Edit: Propaganda is a strong term, but there was a definite angle, and my point still stands.

Oof.
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