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#shitpost

Sind die Juden unser Unglück? - dazu heute zu Gast: Hermann Göring und Adolf Hitler.

#miosga #shitpost

When the cold bites, I bite back.
#shitpost

swiggy doo dink jace

misshapen dog person with square ears and giant eyes with big cat like pupils and a weird dog jaw chomping on a giant straw in a juice box

showtime!

#shitpost #video #dog #movies

#memes #shitpost

I am forever celebrating Ska Day. As a trumpet player, I'm holding this as a sacred day in our home.

#DickTracy #dril #bot #shitpost

Original Dicktracy comic from January 20, 2017

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Dril Tweets
Feb 2, 2022 1:34PM
Jul 7, 2022 1:09PM
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Urls
https://twitter.com/dril/status/1488943819236130817
https://twitter.com/dril/status/1545107653981925376
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Transcript:
• If Youre A Groundhog Assassin, Hunter Or Whatever, Please Dont Kill Any Groundhogs Or Talk About Killing Groundhogs Today. This Is Their Day
• If I Buy A Roulette Table For My House Will The Boys Promise To Come Over And Play Roulette ? Or Should I Fuck Myself

The image portrays a vibrant comic book panel featuring a man, a woman, and a character. The man, dressed in a suit, is standing with a cane. The woman, wearing a hat, is posing with a sword, and a character is listening to a speech. The panel depicts a scene from a crime investigation, with the man, woman, and character discussing the case in a room.

guy with the smallest dick: *looking suggestively at the guy with the largest nostrils*

#shitpost #nsfw

I do appreciate how the moral of Homestuck is that centrists are functionally immortal

#DickTracy #dril #bot #shitpost

Original Dicktracy comic from January 17, 2017

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Dril Tweet
Jun 12, 2011 11:56AM
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Url
https://twitter.com/dril/status/79955232251068416
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Transcript:
• A Celestial Beam Shatters The Oracle Into One Million Shards, Which Wondrously Float Into The Air And Form The Words "Peak Bitcoin"

The image is a cartoon of a man wearing a yellow jacket, standing in front of a window with a speech bubble above his head that includes a list of words. The speech bubble suggests that the man is talking about a particular topic, although the exact subject is not visible. The cartoon's color scheme consists of various shades of blue, gray, and yellow, creating a visually striking image.

#DickTracy #dril #bot #shitpost

Original Dicktracy comic from January 16, 2017

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Dril Tweet
May 16, 2019 2:48AM
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Url
https://twitter.com/dril/status/1128930086659317762
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Transcript:
• Farm Fresh Signature Homegoods Dick Sucker

The image features a cartoon style advertisement for a product, possibly a hot drink, being advertised at a cafe. The man in the advertisement is sitting at a table, holding a glass of coffee and looking at his reflection in the window. The window displays a flower, adding to the overall appeal of the scene. The advertisement also provides a social media shareable link with the text "masto/gfltracy", which may be a reference to a blog or a similar platform. The image is set against the backdrop of the cafe, giving a sense of context and location.

“after a productive day of shitposting to undermine capitalism, the cryptocommunist laid back, took a sip of cooperative-made olive oil and enjoyed the silence of their noise cancelling headphones”

Verdammt, ohne Alkohol weiß ich gar nicht, was ich nach einem unproduktiven Tag abends tun soll. Olivenöl saufen? 🤔

But #what if #you had a #dream

#memes #meme #humour #funny #fridayfunnies #badluckbrian #haha #shitposting #shitpost #sadpost #🫍 #2026 @humor@fedigroups.social #tlichtposht

Bad luck Brian meme image. In bold white Impact font, typical of memes like this, reads the words: "HE RUINS EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES IT'S HIS DESTINY"
Bad luck Brian himself has been edited so that his face looks sad and distressed, almost in tears. Something is making him sad.

Dein Kommunikationstil ist wild.

Alda, #DeineMudda ist #wyld!

#nonmention #Sarkasmus #Shitpost #Meme

#DickTracy #dril #bot #shitpost

Original Dicktracy comic from January 14, 2017

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Dril Tweet
Jul 21, 2021 12:10AM
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Url
https://twitter.com/dril/status/1417713452932423681
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Transcript:
• Which One Of You Mother Fuckers Said Im Going To Go Volunteer At The Dog Shelter, As A Dog. Disgusting Comment

This is a vibrant cartoon panel featuring two men in hats, possibly dressed as criminals, standing in what appears to be a room. The cartoon style and bright colors give the scene a dynamic, comic book-like feel. The panel is part of a larger series, and it has been shared multiple times on social media with various captions providing context and insights. The panel is dated January 14, 2017, and is described as a panel in a series. The original poster is an individual who has shared this panel and others on social media.

Welcher Vogel ist der musikalischste?

Der Chor-Moran.
#ShitPost

#DickTracy #dril #bot #shitpost

Original Dicktracy comic from January 13, 2017

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Dril Tweets
May 15, 2014 3:41AM
May 26, 2014 3:37PM
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Urls
https://twitter.com/dril/status/466860932736368642
https://twitter.com/dril/status/471027318572736513
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Transcript:
• Ass Is The Most Poisonous Part Of The Human
• And Dildos Do Not Count. Any Schmuck Can Put A Dildo In Its Mouth. That Is The Coward's Method

This image is a comic book panel featuring two men dressed in suits and hats, one wearing a blue suit and the other a gray suit, both wearing ties. One man is holding a microphone with a question posed to the other man, who is also wearing a hat. The panel is set against a yellow background and appears to be dated January 19, 2017.

Original post date: 2021-02-04

#lor_sh_retroposting #shitpost

A vintage color photograph from the late Soviet era, taken inside a fish shop (large red sign "РЫБА" above the counter). A female shop assistant in a teal uniform, red scarf, and white apron stands behind a wooden counter with an old mechanical scale. Next to her is a large glass-fronted refrigerated display case that is completely empty — containing "fucking nothing" except a few bare white trays or ice with no fish visible. An elderly woman in a dark coat and beret stands beside a small bundled-up granddaughter (a little girl in a frilly dress, thick winter coat, hat, and mittens), gently touching or holding the child's head while pointing toward the empty case. The child gazes curiously at the empty display. Overlaid bold Russian meme text at the top reads: "СМОТРИ, ТОВАРИЩ ВНУЧКА" ("Look, Comrade Granddaughter"). At the bottom: "ТЫ СПРАШИВАЛА, ЧТО ТАКОЕ ЁБАНОЕ НИХУЯ" ("You were asking what the fucking nothing is"), using the empty showcase as a darkly humorous literal illustration of the crude slang phrase. The store interior features white tiled walls, red-and-white signage advertising "ЖИВАЯ РЫБА", "КОНСЕРВЫ", "СЕЛЬДЬ", and other fish products, capturing the stark, often bare-shelves aesthetic of late Soviet-era shopping in the 1980s

Original post date: 2021-02-04

#lor_sh_retroposting #Marvel #IronMan #BlackWidow #shitpost

The post features two stacked images with the overlaid caption:
"In Avengers: Endgame (2019), Tony tells Thanos that he is Iron Man since Thanos wouldn’t have seen the press conference at the end of Iron Man (2008) where he said it the first time."

The post features two stacked images with the overlaid caption:
"In Avengers: Endgame (2019), Scarlet Johansson throws herself off a cliff so she doesn’t have to be part of the girl power scene."

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