@miaviolet.bsky.social
I've known you a long time and I like, value, and appreciate you ofc!

if I ran a restaurant I would invest in special bowls. the soup would be delicious but the portions would be slightly too small, so when you were about to finish you'd be a little disappointed. but what's this? that's right. a hidden compartment in the bottom of the bowl. bonus soup, just for you.

proud to announce my mastodon fork. i've removed the post button

@puppygirlhornypost2
"my name is amber and I'm here to say
bark bark bark bark bark im gay"

me: I'll just lie down for a sec, brb,
[3 hrs later]

@wohali
oh I remember seeing these people on tiktok with lots of other baity scripted content

these three children approached me like. “do you work here? is there anything we can get for free?”

and i went “uhhhh. high five!”

and they all three begrudgingly high fived me lmaoo

Don't let the diet industry fool you. Carbs are not your enemy.

Your real enemy is Gannondorf, the Demon King, and his nefarious minions. Their plot to overthrow Hyrule must be stopped at all costs.

(sequel to "a bug's life" that focuses on a bug that against all odds gets married to a human)
human: despite it all, it really feels like we've gone through a human life together
bug: and it's been a bug's life, 2
(thunderous applause)

@soft
when I give birth to a truck: semi delivered

@dank
secret third option (MPV)

@pup_hime
pet pet pet

@apophis
wait really??

partner: "you're fighting really hard to not explain to me why they call it shoegaze even though I already know why, aren't you?"

me: "... yes :blobfoxsad: "

partner: "...and then I'll be the saddest sad person ever"

me: "oh wow, it's Emo You!"

partner: "uh... no"

me: "I mean, you do listen to emo, so..."

partner: "yeah, well you listen to shoegaze, but you're not a shoe with eyes"

how to deal with scaling your application past a single instance:

• don't!
• if you have kubernetes installed, delete it
• delete your vps
• turn off your computer
• run into the woods
• become a fox
• :neofox_floof:

@amy
I was thinking of following up saying the same thing lol

its way way less catchy

@soft
@bananenbrot