Getting ready for the fourth founding

He’s a slow blade indeed

T•••• ❤️️ leaking secrets, front-running PR and stealing credit https://www.politico.eu/article/donald-trump-rushes-to-spoil-largest-russia-ukraine-prisoners-swap-of-the-war/

Every day this donkey brays at the rest of the world, or at West Point. “Commander-in-chief“ :D

Orange Einstein figures out the physical laws of light cloaking because he misunderstood what wavelengths stealth covers, like Damon at the blackboard in “Good Will Hunting”

D••••• ❤️️ orgy-flexing on Boy Scouts

Supreme Crooks are pol-power thieves who are also on the take. It’s a moral imperative to ignore their thieving shitposts.

Their greatest remaining usefulness is closure so combatants can move on. You could provide that with a private court, or televised giant Q-tip combat.

T•••• wants low-paid assembly jobs because he wants serfs. “A govt small enough to drown in a bathtub” → “a polity poor, weak and infected enough to enslave.”

All these idiots prefer a Guam-size economy so long as they’re on top. US of Pakistan.

Ayesha Dharker as “Queen Jamilia of Naboo”

Should’ve had an item number called “Nabooda Nabooda” :)

Goodness gracious me, #Andor meets #StarWars: Attack of the Clones ❤️️

Hideous. How does a country which loves iPhones put up with something this deformed.

“Regime consolidation”

Nah. He’ll consolidate a salad before he consolidates American fash

The D••••• T•••• experience 💫

Top Dems electeds don’t want to crush T••••, they want to *be* him grifting. They’re taking notes

T•••• flushing our visa-free privileges, just like #Brexit https://br.usembassy.gov/message-to-u-s-citizens-new-visitor-visa-requirements-for-u-s-citizens-traveling-to-brazil/

@oldguycrusty Loved the books, never got into the show.

@oldguycrusty She is a legend!

Brand Theft Auto: Miami Vice

The Slate #EV throwback decals / wraps are fun