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@drmaddkap We should bring back station close.

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I see google’s new agentic AI coding platform is going well.

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only cause you dot joke he score

#rat #rats #ratsOfMastodon #ratsOfFediverse #cute #cuteArt #rodents #OC #OCs #meme #memes

a text exchange, with my rat ocs edited on top of it.
Star, proudly: "Only cause you dot joke he score"
Puff, looking rather freaked out: "Huh?"
they continue on: "Whenever you send me a really poorly written text and then don't answer forever, I get worried that you were texting and driving and died while sending it, and that I'm going to have to be on a commercial holding a sign that says 'Only cause you dot joke he score' and tearfully say 'My boyfriend died sending me this text. I have no idea what it means.'"

@ntoskrnl or you could run your own DNS server

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#StarTrek

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Four bendy buses managed to enter a roundabout at the exact same time from four different directions in Oslo yesterday afternoon and get properly stuck, each bus blocking the exit for the one behind it. #BigBusStuck

A scene showing four red bendy buses making up a squarw around a small roundabout. There are cars trapped inside them and long lines on the two visible sides going into the roundabout. Photo was found in Avisa Oslo, a local newspaper, and was sent them by a guy named Endre Helgeland.

@raccoon @soatok I've always suspected that Chrome is Google's spyware.

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A painting of a bird next to the words "how the fuck are you not fired?"

@xssfox Sportsball fields?

I once wrote a shitpost on my old Geocities website about how to iron clothing.

Someone complained in my guestbook how they'd come to my site genuinely wanting to learn how to iron.

@FurryBeta Would be convenient if your router supported Netflow/IPFIX, or even tcpdump come to think of it.

@FurryBeta Apple devices seem to be extremely chatty with DNS requests.

@amagire Should be unboreding and boarding soon?

Kids have been incorrectly taught reading for decades. https://www.apmreports.org/episode/2019/08/22/whats-wrong-how-schools-teach-reading

I've just bought a stovetop kettle in case of power grid shenanigans.

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People who think programming in natural language is a good idea haven't spent much time dealing with the legal system.

@ntoskrnl Cloudy here too. >:|

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Bright enough to see through the city lights!

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